It’s hard to believe it’s been almost 15 years since the legendary comedian George Carlin passed away. His wit remains a vivid memory thanks to the many “Best Of George Carlin” videos on YouTube that also give younger generations the opportunity to know him. When it comes to comedy, there is no shortage of great performers, but his bold stance on nearly every topic, from religion to politics, set him apart from other funnymen of his era. His irreverent jokes and no-holds-barred attitude made him a fan favorite but also landed him in trouble with the law more than once. He got into comedy in 1960 when he started working with Jack Burns, who soon became his writing partner and best friend. They performed together for some years before Carlin went solo. From there, he became a comedy icon, which continued up until his death in 2008 at the age of 71.
A leading voice that influenced other comedians and an important figure in both the counterculture and mainstream culture, George Carlin was noted for his black comedy as well as his thoughts on politics, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects. He is widely regarded as one of the most important and influential stand-up comedians, one of the first in the 1960s to use profanity in his routines.
He didn’t just make people laugh. He made them think and sometimes reconsider their beliefs. He had an uncanny ability to cut through the clutter of everyday life, and for this, we want to honor this man with our favorite inspirational quotes from George Carlin. Some are funny, some are insightful, but they’re all packed with his typical brutal honesty.
#41
“People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.”
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#42

“A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.”
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#43
“Careful, if you think too much, they’ll take you away.”
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#44
“I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.”
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#45
“‘I am’ is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that ‘I do’ is the longest sentence?”
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#46

“I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.”
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#47
“There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.”
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#48
“When I ask how old your toddler is, I don’t need to hear ’27 months.’ ‘He’s two’ will do just fine. He’s not a cheese. And I didn’t really care in the first place.”
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#49
“Everyone smiles in the same language.”
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#50

“Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.”
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#51
“Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.”
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#52
“We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.”
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#53
“I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don’t have as many people who believe it.”
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#54
“I’m completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. These two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.”
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#55

“I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a lot more as they get older, and then it dawned on me — they’re cramming for their final exam.”
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#56
“Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be.”
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#57
“Although I broke a lot of laws as a teenager, I straightened out immediately upon turning eighteen, when I realized the state had a legal right to execute me.”
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#58
“How is it possible to have a civil war?”
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#59
“I love and treasure individuals as I meet them, I loath and despise the groups they identify or belong to.”
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#60

“Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do ‘practice?'”
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