Summer is probably the most popular season for weddings. Despite the ever-changing weather patterns (where you can get scorched or soaked), slipping that wedding ring on your partner’s finger will make everything worthwhile. Do you know what else makes a wedding that much more fun? Funny wedding card messages to congratulate the newlyweds!
With our selection of funny marriage wishes, your audience won’t even need a sip of that special drink to start belly-laughing. The rules for the perfect wedding wishes are simple: keep it short, sweet, and witty. While most of us can easily comply with the short part of the rules, a mere Congrats won’t cut it. Some people might need help with the sweet and witty piece of it, but hey, that’s what we are here for!
So get ready for some funny, witty wedding card messages that will make for a great wedding story and help you stand out from the other wedding guests. With such an extensive collection of funny wedding quotes, you can share some with your friends so they don’t arrive at the marriage empty-handed. Keep the best ones, and don’t forget to vote for your favorites! Let us know in the comments if you have any cheeky wedding wishes we should have added.
#101
"Don't forget, one person is always right in the marriage. If you're a husband, it's not you. This advice will make your life much easier. Congrats on your wedding!"
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#102
"On this planet, friend, two things are not for sissies: getting married and growing older. Good luck with all of these!"
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#103
"No amount of wishes or luck will protect you from the painful life of slavery you are about to start as a husband. Congratulations anyway."
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#104
"Your laughter will be dead, your rejoicing will be nullified. There’s going to be just one voice at home now, and that is of your wife’s. Happy married life!"
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#105
"Marriage – the lone warfare where you have to sleep with your enemy and the next day you have to talk happily without caring how much you were disturbed last time. Good luck. Happy marriage."
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#106
"In the circus of life, you may have lived like a lion so far. But your wife, the new circus master will tame you into a domesticated cat in no time. Good luck with your tightrope act."
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#107
"Well, now it’s the beginning of the end for you. No more beers, no more night out with the guys but at least you have a loving wife. Congrats!"
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#108
"Congratulations on your wedding day… I haven’t bothered buying you both a present. It would just be something else to fight over when you get divorced!"
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#109
"In life, we should always keep our eyes wide open. However, after marriage, it‘s better to close them! Congratulations and Good Luck!"
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#110
"On your wedding day, I would like to disclose the secret to a happy married life… well it is such a secret that no one knows it. Here’s wishing you both a very happy married life."
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#111
"What do late - night parties, outing with friends and lazy weekends have in common? They all disappear after you get married. So cheers to this new chapter!"
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#112
"Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight."
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#113
"I hope you both have signed the pre-nup on who gets which side of the bed before you took the pheras. Congratulations lovers!"
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#114
"Get yourself plain, and don’t mumble. Stand high, just don’t crumble down. Brother, you have to get ready to rumble!"
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#115
"May your day be extra special and pleasant – for the real work starts tomorrow!"
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#116
"Enjoy today as much as you can, because after that, the carefree life will be demolished. Have a great wedding day."
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#117
"Marriage – a temporary period of happiness, then it becomes complicated because you have seen the dream of fairy and you find a phantom at the end. Good Luck! Enjoy your time."
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#118
"Welcome to the world of emotional psychodrama, enjoy being a participant of this session. May God bless you, dear."
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#119
"Can’t believe that a great wise hunter like you can get hunted. Thank God for the young girls in the community; now they can walk freely. Happy married life, naughty friend."
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#120
"No amount of wishes or luck is can protect you from the life of servitude that you are about to begin as a husband. Congratulations anyway, buddy."
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