Summer is probably the most popular season for weddings. Despite the ever-changing weather patterns (where you can get scorched or soaked), slipping that wedding ring on your partner’s finger will make everything worthwhile. Do you know what else makes a wedding that much more fun? Funny wedding card messages to congratulate the newlyweds!
With our selection of funny marriage wishes, your audience won’t even need a sip of that special drink to start belly-laughing. The rules for the perfect wedding wishes are simple: keep it short, sweet, and witty. While most of us can easily comply with the short part of the rules, a mere Congrats won’t cut it. Some people might need help with the sweet and witty piece of it, but hey, that’s what we are here for!
So get ready for some funny, witty wedding card messages that will make for a great wedding story and help you stand out from the other wedding guests. With such an extensive collection of funny wedding quotes, you can share some with your friends so they don’t arrive at the marriage empty-handed. Keep the best ones, and don’t forget to vote for your favorites! Let us know in the comments if you have any cheeky wedding wishes we should have added.
#81
"My daughter, for you to note on your wedding day, here is some valuable information: love will never expire, but it definitely perspires."
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#82
"Daughter, I trust that he will bring you as much joy as you have brought me with you. Perhaps a little bit of exasperation, too, so that you might see what it felt like."
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#83
"Best of luck for your lifetime suffering. Have peace with each other. Congratulations!"
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#84
"Dear friend, congratulations on getting married for real. Hope you speak now or forever hold your peace! May God be with you throughout all the bumpy ride."
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#85
"Congratulations on your nuptials. I am really happy that you have found your person you want to annoy for the rest of your life and be happy about it. Love you two so much."
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#86
"Congratulations for embarking on life’s journey called marriage which is either a two-way street between compromise and sacrifice or a one-way street to divorce."
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#87
"You are so excited to make your partner happy and loved always. Then you will find out that you did nothing but annoy each other instead. Congratulations!"
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#88
"Do you know that you are signing a marriage contract that does not give you the option of renewing it every year! Congratulations on signing your life away."
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#89
"Spending time with friends will now be a distant memory."
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#90
"Your marriage today marks the end of your happy love story and marks the beginnings of your never - ending war. May the best player win."
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#91
"Look, I have a chauffeur and a car ready at the gate if you change your mind. If not, have a wonderful wedding!"
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#92
"There's just one way to have a happy life, and as soon as I figure it out I'll get married again. Until then, I'll let you do the honors. Congrats!"
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#93
"Now you're really excited to make your partner happy and cherished forever. Pretty soon you'll find out that a good chunk of your time will be devoted to annoying each other. Congratulations!"
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#94
"Knowing the entrepreneurial couple that you are, I was wondering if you could give me some insider tips so I can place my bets on how long you both will last? Congratulations for getting hitched."
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#95
"Married life is like enjoying a stroll in the forest. Park of the Jurassic!"
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#96
"Congrats on getting married! You two are now forever entwined with some of the craziest moments. You are going to get fat together, complain and be happy. Awesome!"
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#97
"A couple’s life cycle consists of various stages: dating, loving, marrying, fighting, threatening, and possibly even divorcing. Congratulations on reaching step number three."
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#98
"No one’s ever able to find out a secret about happy married life. I guess it doesn’t even exist. Happy Married Life Brother!"
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#99
"You haven’t just tied the knot with your wife today, you have tied ropes on your legs too. Congratulations on your wedding."
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#100
"If all you wanted was bondage, you could have looked for a less permanent one than marriage – a 5 years FD maybe? Just kidding, have a happy married life man!"
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