Summer is probably the most popular season for weddings. Despite the ever-changing weather patterns (where you can get scorched or soaked), slipping that wedding ring on your partner’s finger will make everything worthwhile. Do you know what else makes a wedding that much more fun? Funny wedding card messages to congratulate the newlyweds!
With our selection of funny marriage wishes, your audience won’t even need a sip of that special drink to start belly-laughing. The rules for the perfect wedding wishes are simple: keep it short, sweet, and witty. While most of us can easily comply with the short part of the rules, a mere Congrats won’t cut it. Some people might need help with the sweet and witty piece of it, but hey, that’s what we are here for!
So get ready for some funny, witty wedding card messages that will make for a great wedding story and help you stand out from the other wedding guests. With such an extensive collection of funny wedding quotes, you can share some with your friends so they don’t arrive at the marriage empty-handed. Keep the best ones, and don’t forget to vote for your favorites! Let us know in the comments if you have any cheeky wedding wishes we should have added.
#121
"Friend, the only time you go on a cruise ship is for a honeymoon and come back on a warship."
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#122
"My son, I just want you to know that the veils have been invented so that the groom can’t see in the eyes of the bride all the schemes going on."
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#123
"This mother doesn’t want some drama here! Keep your bridezilla on you. My daughter!"
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#124
"Welcome to the risky married world of the living. It is too late for you to apologize! Have an extraordinary journey!"
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#125
"Jumping from a running train is easier than standing by the married life. Anyway, I wish you all the best for your life."
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#126
"I never knew that people were “falling” in love. It seems like you should cautiously walk in so that you can see what you are walking into. Anyway, happy wedding day, my boy."
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#127
"It’s time for your mouth to shut and your eyes to open. Marriage is a complete surprise at all times. Good luck making changes, my friend."
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#128
"Congratulations on your success; at last, the hunter hunted the duck. Wishing you a very happy married life ahead."
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#129
"Welcome to the public washroom of marriage, now you are in the queue of those who are desperate to come out. Have a wonderful married life."
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#130
"Marriage – the lone warfare where you have to sleep with your enemy and next day you have to talk happily without caring how much you were disturbed last time. Good luck. Happy Marriage."
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#131
"When you are getting ready to get married, the first thing you sacrifice is your freedom without any life commitment. Warm up, for there is more to come. Warmest wishes."
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What Funny Wedding Wishes, Poems, and Quotes Will You Use?
We hope our wedding wishes list has given you the best options to make the happy couple’s day even more joyful. We’d love to know what funny things you wrote on the wedding card or if you gave an excellent speech. Let us in on all the juicy details because we understand that no wedding is complete without something going wrong or something hilarious happening. Here are some funny and bizarre wedding moments that prove our point!
