Summer is probably the most popular season for weddings. Despite the ever-changing weather patterns (where you can get scorched or soaked), slipping that wedding ring on your partner’s finger will make everything worthwhile. Do you know what else makes a wedding that much more fun? Funny wedding card messages to congratulate the newlyweds!
With our selection of funny marriage wishes, your audience won’t even need a sip of that special drink to start belly-laughing. The rules for the perfect wedding wishes are simple: keep it short, sweet, and witty. While most of us can easily comply with the short part of the rules, a mere Congrats won’t cut it. Some people might need help with the sweet and witty piece of it, but hey, that’s what we are here for!
So get ready for some funny, witty wedding card messages that will make for a great wedding story and help you stand out from the other wedding guests. With such an extensive collection of funny wedding quotes, you can share some with your friends so they don’t arrive at the marriage empty-handed. Keep the best ones, and don’t forget to vote for your favorites! Let us know in the comments if you have any cheeky wedding wishes we should have added.
#61
"What do fun with the boys, out on the town, and parties have in common? Three things you won’t be doing after the wedding. Good luck."
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#62
"Getting married is like a class on Shakespeare. You get a little comedy, some romance, and a lot of tragedy. Congratulations."
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#63
"You make this whole "'til death do us part" thing look a lot more appealing than it sounds. Couldn't be happier for both of you – congratulations!"
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#64
"It is not true that married men live longer than single men. It actually just seems longer."
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#65
"I'm going to tell you the secret to a happy marriage: she's always right! Wishing all the best for the times ahead!"
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#66
"Your wedding marks the end of your love story and the start of a new everlasting headache!"
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#67
"Never forget these two powerful sentences that can spell the difference between war and peace. Those are "You’re right, dear" and "Okay, buy it"."
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#68
"You are really lucky, as you got an opportunity to choose your prison. Happy wedding! Congratulations my best friend."
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#69
"All weddings are happy. It’s living together afterwards that’s difficult!"
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#70
"No lifetime assurance or marriage guarantee is available. Be ready to repair what’s broken when things are going bad, my mate. You’re not permitted to trade him/her in."
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#71
"Just wanted to remind you that deaf husbands and blind wives make the best pairs. Hope you have a great married life with your partner. Sending you all my best wishes, mate."
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#72
"To the man who couldn’t spring for drinks when he was out with the guys, but is now blowing up his money on his huge wedding, you have left no doubt that you love this girl/guy! Congratulations."
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#73
"Getting married is like being in drama school. You get to practice everything from comedy to melodrama to tragedy. Congratulations on your journey to the theatre!"
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#74
"It's too late to reconsider - welcome to the harrowing world of married life! Congrats!"
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#75
"Marriage is a kind of adventure, just like going to war. Congrats buddy!"
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#76
"I figured you two were crazy in love with each other, but I didn't think you were crazy enough to marry. Have a wonderful future ahead of you."
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#77
"Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who cannot be handled by his parents anymore"
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#78
"Your kids grow up and move out. Your husband never does. Just sayin’. Best wishes for your wedding."
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#79
"If you were dying to cook for someone your whole life, you could have just come to me! Only kiddin’, congratulations!"
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#80
"Congratulations – you just paid for a whole bunch of your friends and family to have the biggest party of their lives."
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