Summer is probably the most popular season for weddings. Despite the ever-changing weather patterns (where you can get scorched or soaked), slipping that wedding ring on your partner’s finger will make everything worthwhile. Do you know what else makes a wedding that much more fun? Funny wedding card messages to congratulate the newlyweds!
With our selection of funny marriage wishes, your audience won’t even need a sip of that special drink to start belly-laughing. The rules for the perfect wedding wishes are simple: keep it short, sweet, and witty. While most of us can easily comply with the short part of the rules, a mere Congrats won’t cut it. Some people might need help with the sweet and witty piece of it, but hey, that’s what we are here for!
So get ready for some funny, witty wedding card messages that will make for a great wedding story and help you stand out from the other wedding guests. With such an extensive collection of funny wedding quotes, you can share some with your friends so they don’t arrive at the marriage empty-handed. Keep the best ones, and don’t forget to vote for your favorites! Let us know in the comments if you have any cheeky wedding wishes we should have added.
#41
"Marriage marks the end of a romantic story and the beginning of a prolonged wrestling match. Wishing you the absolute best!"
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#42
"Congratulations on your first adopted baby – your husband!"
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#43
"Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering."
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#44
"I am happy that you are married now. Congratulations for being expensively stupid."
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#45
"I knew you two were madly in love with each other but didn’t think that you’ll be mad enough to marry. Have a great life ahead."
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#46
"There is nothing worse than a friend getting married. Now my parents have one more reason to coax me into getting married. Congratulations."
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#47
"Do you know what late nights, parties and hanging out with friends on the weekend have in common? You won’t be able to do any of those from now on. Congratulations on your wedding."
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#48
"I still cannot believe someone willingly married you. Sending all my best wishes and condolences for him to tolerate you 24*7. Hope you have fun together. Love ya."
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#49
"Dear friend, you always loved adventures but marriage is going to be the biggest one you’ve faced till now! So hang in there! Congratulations to you!"
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#50
"We put the party in the wedding party — looking forward to your wedding. Congrats!"
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#51
"I can see that the two of you are crazy in love with each other... I guess it will probably be complete madness from now on. Happy married life!"
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#52
"The only difference between marriage and stupidity is that marriage is expensive while stupidity comes free of cost."
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#53
"From single to married, from available to busy, from no worries to no money — you sure you want to do this?"
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#54
"Congratulations, my dear friend! It is like a beautiful entry into a maze with no exit. You have to enjoy every bit of the turns even if there is no end."
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#55
"I’ll tell you the secret of a happy marriage. It remains… a secret to all! Wishing you all the best for the times ahead!"
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#56
"You are actually shown some respect when priests ask you to say ‘I do’. Else it’s not that you have any other choice either. Happy married life ahead!"
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#57
"Hope you will not grow up just because now you are married. Have a blessed and happy life."
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#58
"I canceled all my appointments and an important meeting just so that I could make it to your wedding. After all, free food and booze were just too lucrative to give up. Congratulations."
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#59
"Getting married is like becoming a child all over again. Be prepared to learn where to put your towel, how to keep the bathroom clean, and organizing your clothes in the closet. Congratulations."
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#60
"They say opposites attract – if that’s the case, this marriage could last for a very long time. Best wedding wishes."
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