Summer is probably the most popular season for weddings. Despite the ever-changing weather patterns (where you can get scorched or soaked), slipping that wedding ring on your partner’s finger will make everything worthwhile. Do you know what else makes a wedding that much more fun? Funny wedding card messages to congratulate the newlyweds!
With our selection of funny marriage wishes, your audience won’t even need a sip of that special drink to start belly-laughing. The rules for the perfect wedding wishes are simple: keep it short, sweet, and witty. While most of us can easily comply with the short part of the rules, a mere Congrats won’t cut it. Some people might need help with the sweet and witty piece of it, but hey, that’s what we are here for!
So get ready for some funny, witty wedding card messages that will make for a great wedding story and help you stand out from the other wedding guests. With such an extensive collection of funny wedding quotes, you can share some with your friends so they don’t arrive at the marriage empty-handed. Keep the best ones, and don’t forget to vote for your favorites! Let us know in the comments if you have any cheeky wedding wishes we should have added.
#21
"Your life had always been a rollercoaster and now am glad you have someone to scream along with you. Congrats bro!"
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#22
"I know a good travel agent if you change your mind? If not, have a wonderful wedding!"
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#23
"Congratulations. You can look forward to everyone asking "when are you going to get married" to stop and "when is the baby due" taking its place."
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#24
"Some future advice for the Groom: the most effective way to remember your wedding anniversary is to forget it… once!"
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#25
"The day he got your Elephant-Ant joke, I knew this was real! Congratulations on finding a man as weird as you."
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#26
"Happy wedding day! Now she’s stealing your last name as well as your heart."
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#27
"Thank you for inviting us to eat and drink while you guys get married. Congratulations! Lots of love for both of you!"
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#28
"Look at you two getting married, while here I am still swiping right on Tinder! Congratulations, pal."
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#29
"I hope you enjoy the circus of this lifetime and make sure to squeeze the fun out of it. Stay in love, stay married. Also - remember to scream whenever it is needed. Love you, tons."
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#30
"Maybe your "I do" will not cost you- your sanity. Have fun in your married life. Sending my best wishes to both of you at surviving life. May God bless you, dear."
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#31
"We didn’t expect you to be so brave to think about marriage anytime soon, but now here we are! Congratulations for a new life ahead!"
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#32
"Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. You guys must be truly insane or madly in love."
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#33
"I know I am going to have an awesome time attending your wedding because I will be reminded of all the money I will be saving by not getting married. Congratulations my best friend!"
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#34
"Being married is like any other job; it helps if you like your boss!"
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#35
"Congratulations on convincing yourself to settle down. May the crazy days start!"
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#36
"I’m happy that you are getting married, but does that mean I have to buy two birthday gifts every year instead of one?"
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#37
"Finally! I mean, yeah, congratulations on your wedding. I hope in your life drama be more comedy than some melodrama. Good luck with everything. Best wishes."
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#38
"Like a well-constructed house, this marriage is built to last. Think of jewelry on birthdays as your insurance."
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#39
"Marriage is the equivalent of signing a marriage contract that does not allow you to renew it every year. Congratulations on a perfect pair."
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#40
"They say that marriage is a great institution. And much like many types of institutions, you need to be crazy to get into it – Congratulations, you kooks!"
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