First of all - congrats! Felicitations on finally admitting that you are, in fact, an adult. And yes, funny text jokes for adults are your thing now. Sure, these text jokes might look familiar at first glance, but trust us – they’ve earned the “for adults” label for a reason.
Whether you’re a fan of dirty jokes, clever one-liners, or even longer storytelling in funny long jokes, this list offers bite-sized humor you can copy, paste, and fire off in your next message.
And why the emphasis on text jokes? Because you’re still part of the cool crowd who prefers typing out punchlines instead of sending voice notes. Voice memos are fine, but can they deliver a perfectly timed pun or a witty one-liner like a well-crafted text joke? We think not. So if you’re ready to upgrade your message game, you’re in the right place.
Below are some of the funniest short jokes for adults to text your friends. Scroll down, laugh out loud, and don’t forget to vote for your favorites. And if you’re into even more spicy humor, check out these flirty jokes or these ridiculous short people jokes while you’re at it.
#101 Slightly Naughty, Hugely Funny

If you don’t pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?
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#102
What kind of cheese doesn't belong to you?
Nacho cheese!
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#103
What do you call a cold dog?
A chili dog!
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#104
Why did the farmer win an award?
He was out standing in his field!
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#105

Why do birds fly south?
It's easier than walking!
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#106
Do you think..
Earth makes fun of other planets for having no life?!
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#107
Velcro…
It's such a rip-off!
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#108
You know what they say about cliffhangers…
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#109

Who shaves 10 times a day but still has a beard?
A barber!
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#110
Why don’t lobsters like sharing?
Because they’re shellfish.
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#111
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
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#112
What do you do if you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man.
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#113

What did the digital clock say to it’s mom?
Look ma! No hands!
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#114
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
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#115
What do you call it when a chameleon can’t camouflage?
A reptile dysfunction.
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#116
What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?
A maybe.
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#117

Adam & Eve were the first ones to ignore the Apple terms and conditions.
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#118
If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.
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#119
A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks, ‘Is this stool taken?’
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#120
The man who invented knock-knock jokes should get a no bell prize.
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