Admit it — long showers are the best! 🚿 🛀
We all love them, and most have encountered their own shower thought questions. Questions that would never come up in your daily conversation. These rhetorical questions bend the mind as we think of the correct answer. And you’re not the only one thinking about them.
There is a whole Reddit shower thoughts group that discusses such questions. Most are funny. These are thoughts and questions that only a shower could create:
“What obvious invention has not yet been made?”
“Soup is a drink.”
However, it’s the funny shower thoughts that took the subreddit by storm.
Below, we have compiled the shower thought questions that will be much more relatable than you think. Want to learn more about the secret behind these thoughts and why we have them?
Well, stroll through the post and read the funny, profound, and crazy shower thoughts people had.
What Are Shower Thoughts?
If you have never been on the subreddit yourself, the idea behind shower thoughts is relatively simple: We are most relaxed in the shower.
Maybe after a hard day at work or just needing to refresh a bit, you get to relax for a moment. In that moment, we get thoughts. “What’s the true taste of water?” Shower thought questions don’t always need to be logical. They can be confusing and are, for the most part.
#81 Funny Shower Thoughts
When jogging, we put on special clothes so people don't think we are running from or to something.
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15points
#82 Funny Shower Thoughts
In order to fall asleep, you have to pretend to be asleep.
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15points
#83 Funny Shower Thoughts
It would be a good idea to have "The Price Is Right" with billionaires, just to see how out of touch they are.
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14points
#84 Funny Shower Thoughts
Every time I check my pockets for my wallet, keys, and phone, I do 25% of the macarena.
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14points
#85 Funny Shower Thoughts
We insult people by calling them a**holes, d**ks & pu**ies - some of the most important and essential body parts. We should be calling people we don't like an appendix.
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14points
#86 Funny Shower Thoughts
When the older generations says this generation is terrible, they're really saying they sucked as parents.
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14points
#87 Funny Shower Thoughts
"It's not a pyramid scheme" is a phrase almost exclusively used by people involved in pyramid schemes.
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14points
#88 Funny Shower Thoughts
Why do people say "tuna fish" when they don't say "beef mammal" or "chicken bird"?
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14points
#89 Funny Shower Thoughts
If a stranger insults me, I'l probably ignore it, as their opinion is meaningless. If a stranger compliments me, I'll probably treasure it, as their opinion is important.
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13points
#90 Funny Shower Thoughts
The Japanese flag could actually be a pie chart of how much of Japan is Japan.
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13points
#91 Funny Shower Thoughts
The object of golf is to play the least amout of golf.
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12points
#92 Funny Shower Thoughts
Almost every hand I've ever shaken has had a d**k in it.
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12points
#93 Funny Shower Thoughts
The sinking of the Titanic must have been a miracle to the lobsters in the kitchen.
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12points
#94 Funny Shower Thoughts
3G used to be the best thing going. Now, when my phone's indicator says 3G, it pretty much functions like I have no signal at all.
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11points
#95 Funny Shower Thoughts
The craziest prediction that the tv show "The Jetsons" made about life that far in the future was that a man could still support a middle class family of 4 by working in a factory.
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#96 Funny Shower Thoughts
Imagine how terrifying fire would be if it wasn't a light source...
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#97 Funny Shower Thoughts
There exists a set of finite actions that, if I performed them in the correct order, would make me a millionaire in a day. I just don't know what they are.
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11points
#98 Funny Shower Thoughts
If opposites attract, I should be dating a gorgeous, billionaire supermodel that has a loving family.
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11points
#99 Funny Shower Thoughts
The Viagra commercial says "make sure your heart is healthy enough for s*x". That's a really deep question if you think about it in a more metaphorical way.
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11points
#100 Funny Shower Thoughts
Using solar panels to power an air conditioning unit is like using the Sun's power against itself.
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11points
Do Showers Inspire You?
You might likely have had a shower thought of your own. Don’t you think so? Well, take a shower and find out the truth yourself. Make sure to share your own thoughts in the comments. Weird, funny, or deep thoughts are always welcomed here. Just make sure to keep it PG-13.