Admit it — long showers are the best! 🚿 🛀
We all love them, and most have encountered their own shower thought questions. Questions that would never come up in your daily conversation. These rhetorical questions bend the mind as we think of the correct answer. And you’re not the only one thinking about them.
There is a whole Reddit shower thoughts group that discusses such questions. Most are funny. These are thoughts and questions that only a shower could create:
“What obvious invention has not yet been made?”
“Soup is a drink.”
However, it’s the funny shower thoughts that took the subreddit by storm.
Below, we have compiled the shower thought questions that will be much more relatable than you think. Want to learn more about the secret behind these thoughts and why we have them?
Well, stroll through the post and read the funny, profound, and crazy shower thoughts people had.
What Are Shower Thoughts?
If you have never been on the subreddit yourself, the idea behind shower thoughts is relatively simple: We are most relaxed in the shower.
Maybe after a hard day at work or just needing to refresh a bit, you get to relax for a moment. In that moment, we get thoughts. “What’s the true taste of water?” Shower thought questions don’t always need to be logical. They can be confusing and are, for the most part.
#101 Funny-Shower-Thoughts
James Bond is going to need a Visa for his missions now.
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#102 Funny-Shower-Thoughts
Bushing your teeth is the only time you clean your skeleton.
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#103 Funny-Shower-Thoughts
If I told you that it featured themes of bestiality, Stockholm Syndrome, slave labor, and a lynching, you would never guess 'Beauty and the Beast' is a kids movie.
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#104 Funny-Shower-Thoughts
Apple has anorexia: it is obsessed with thinness which leads it to remove things people actually need.
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#105 Funny-Shower-Thoughts
Dogs probably destroy shoes because they see humans put them on before they leave the house.
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#106 Funny-Shower-Thoughts
"Don't kid yourself" would be a great slogan for an abortion clinic.
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#107 Funny-Shower-Thoughts
A true mad scientist would only destroy half of the earth, since the other half is the control group.
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#108 Funny-Shower-Thoughts
In normal English, execute and kill are synonyms, but on a computer, they're antonyms.
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#109 Funny-Shower-Thoughts
Students are stereotypically viewed as being lazy, but I worked ten times harder as a student than I do in my career now
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#110 Funny-Shower-Thoughts
"Where are you" is probably the least used phrase in sign language.
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#111 Funny-Shower-Thoughts
All marijuana is considered medical marijuana if you believe laughter is the best medicine.
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#112 Funny-Shower-Thoughts
I've seen my girlfriend's butthole more times than I've ever seen mine.
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#113 Funny-Shower-Thoughts
Depression is like being in an emotionally abusive relationship with your brain
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#114 Funny-Shower-Thoughts
It's crazy that's there's this giant thing in the sky all the time that we're not supposed to look at.
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#115 Funny-Shower-Thoughts
Diabetes is one disease where a sugar pill isn't a placebo.
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#116 Funny-Shower-Thoughts
We never wash our belts, but they are the first thing we touch after wiping our butts.
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#118 Funny-Shower-Thoughts
Whenever you dig up dirt or a rock, that could be the first time it has seen the sun in millions of years.
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#119 Funny-Shower-Thoughts
If Apple owned the ISS it would spell disaster for other spacecraft that wanted to dock with it.
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#120 Funny-Shower-Thoughts
Car design used to accommodate smokers with lighters and ash trays, but now we're a decade into the smartphone era, and auto makers still haven't thought to include a phone mount.
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