Funny,JokesDEC 21, 2016

155 Shower Thoughts Questions People Came Up With

Admit it — long showers are the best! 🚿 🛀

We all love them, and most have encountered their own shower thought questions. Questions that would never come up in your daily conversation. These rhetorical questions bend the mind as we think of the correct answer. And you’re not the only one thinking about them.

There is a whole Reddit shower thoughts group that discusses such questions. Most are funny. These are thoughts and questions that only a shower could create:

“What obvious invention has not yet been made?”

“Soup is a drink.”

However, it’s the funny shower thoughts that took the subreddit by storm.

Below, we have compiled the shower thought questions that will be much more relatable than you think. Want to learn more about the secret behind these thoughts and why we have them?

Well, stroll through the post and read the funny, profound, and crazy shower thoughts people had.

What Are Shower Thoughts?

If you have never been on the subreddit yourself, the idea behind shower thoughts is relatively simple: We are most relaxed in the shower.

Maybe after a hard day at work or just needing to refresh a bit, you get to relax for a moment. In that moment, we get thoughts. “What’s the true taste of water?” Shower thought questions don’t always need to be logical. They can be confusing and are, for the most part.

#61 Funny Shower Thoughts

Danish flag waving against a clear blue sky, evoking cultural shower thoughts.

When Sweden is playing Denmark, it is SWE-DEN. The remaining letters, not used, is DEN-MARK.

vestergaard92

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20points

#62 Funny Shower Thoughts

Dog lounging in a cozy bed, surrounded by plants, evoking thoughts and curiosity.

Your dog doesn't know you can make mistakes. When you trip over him in the dark, he thinks you got up just to kick him in the head.

Throw13579

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20points

#63 Funny Shower Thoughts

Person driving a car, glancing in the rearview mirror, possibly pondering shower thoughts questions.

Car horns should only be allowed to be in pitches C, E, and G, so whenever two people honk at the same time it will be in harmony and traffic jams will sound like symphonies.

bringbackseymour

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20points

#64 Funny Shower Thoughts

Two dogs running on a dirt path during sunset, inspiring shower thoughts about nature and companionship.

I'm glad dogs can't read the "no dogs allowed" signs so they don't feel sad and left out.

Westlives

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19points

#65 Funny Shower Thoughts

Speakers addressing a full auditorium, engaging in shower thoughts questions with the audience.

The person who would proof read Hitler's speeches was a grammar Nazi.

PhantomDukie

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19points

#66 Funny Shower Thoughts

A group of people in a meeting, engaged in discussing shower thoughts questions, with their arms around each other.

A ton of people is literally 12 to 15 people.

CornfishPie

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19points

#67 Funny Shower Thoughts

Person in deep thought with a reflective look facing a window, evoking introspective shower thoughts questions.

As a kid, 99.9% of the times I cried was due to physical pain. As an adult, 99.9% of the times I have cried was due to emotional pain.

Jsameds

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18points

#68 Funny Shower Thoughts

A pile of one-dollar bills spread out, possibly sparking shower thoughts about money and value.

If you had $1 for every year the universe has existed (approximately 13.8 billion years). You wouldn't even make the top 50 on the Forbes list.

jbdew14

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18points

#69 Funny Shower Thoughts

A smart speaker on a table, evoking introspective shower thoughts.

Siri or Cortana should say "uhm..." "uh..." "hm..." instead of showing a buffering animation.

EverydayImShowering

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18points

#70 Funny Shower Thoughts

Man with a phone in an urban setting, pondering shower thoughts questions.

An "unlimited minutes per month" phone plan really only gives you 44,640 minutes per month at best.

bubscuf

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18points

#71 Funny Shower Thoughts

Person in a white tank top and jeans standing with hands on hips, evoking shower thoughts questions ambiance.

Your stomach thinks that all potatoes are mashed.

poopypiratemcgee

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18points

#72 Funny Shower Thoughts

Person lying on a bed, partially hidden by their hair, in a reflective mood resembling shower thoughts.

Humans are really bad at recharging, it takes about 8 hours charge for 16 hours of use.

Tallerken

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17points

#73 Funny Shower Thoughts

Wide supermarket aisle with bright lights, stocked shelves, and a lone shopper pondering while browsing products.

Big supermarkets should have baskets placed around the store for that moment when I realize I can't carry another thing and should have got a baske.

newversion2_0

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17points

#74 Funny Shower Thoughts

Laptop displaying analytics on a desk, reflecting data trends and insights, related to shower thoughts questions.

Websites should post their password requirements on their login pages so I can remember WTF I needed to do to my normal password to make it work on their site.

firstrival

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16points

#75 Funny Shower Thoughts

A pile of cigarette butts and ash evokes shower thoughts questions.

Tobacco companies should be leading in the search for a cancer cure. The day after a cure is found, sales of cigarettes are going to go up by 500,000% from the millions of us that quit for health / longevity reasons.

evoic

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15points

Are Shower Thoughts Normal?

Normal is a somewhat subjective term. What’s normal to you might be weird to another person. The same goes for the thoughts in the shower. They can be as weird and cool as you want. For example:

Anxiety is like the music from video games. While there are no enemies around — we hear it.
Different you exist in every person’s mind you meet.
Nighttime is the true form of the universe. The day is the by-product of the sun.

So, the next time you have a weird thought — don’t write it off. You’re in a shower. It’s completely normal to have such thoughts.