Funny,JokesDEC 21, 2016

155 Shower Thoughts Questions People Came Up With

Admit it — long showers are the best! 🚿 🛀

We all love them, and most have encountered their own shower thought questions. Questions that would never come up in your daily conversation. These rhetorical questions bend the mind as we think of the correct answer. And you’re not the only one thinking about them.

There is a whole Reddit shower thoughts group that discusses such questions. Most are funny. These are thoughts and questions that only a shower could create:

“What obvious invention has not yet been made?”

“Soup is a drink.”

However, it’s the funny shower thoughts that took the subreddit by storm.

Below, we have compiled the shower thought questions that will be much more relatable than you think. Want to learn more about the secret behind these thoughts and why we have them?

Well, stroll through the post and read the funny, profound, and crazy shower thoughts people had.

What Are Shower Thoughts?

If you have never been on the subreddit yourself, the idea behind shower thoughts is relatively simple: We are most relaxed in the shower.

Maybe after a hard day at work or just needing to refresh a bit, you get to relax for a moment. In that moment, we get thoughts. “What’s the true taste of water?” Shower thought questions don’t always need to be logical. They can be confusing and are, for the most part.

#41 Funny Shower Thoughts

Pregnant woman in green dress holding belly, standing by a wooden door, pondering shower thoughts questions.

At age 25 if a friend tells me they're pregnant I don't know whether to say "oh shit!" Or "congratulations!"

sprogger

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25points

#42 Funny Shower Thoughts

A vast assortment of groceries and snacks stacked in a colorful, chaotic arrangement, sparking shower thoughts questions.

It's sad that having real ingredients in food products is a selling point.

Biscuinis

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25points

#43 Funny Shower Thoughts

Couple embracing on a deck with a scenic view, evoking shower thoughts.

A guy can decline an invitation by saying his girlfriend won't let him go and everyone will likely understand. But if a girl declines an invitation by saying her boyfriend won't let her go, people will likely get concerned.

by 1Calvin

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24points

#44 Funny Shower Thoughts

Boxes stacked inside a delivery truck, showcasing a variety of packaging and brands.

UPS will leave a $900 video card on my porch without even knocking but I have to sign for a $10 pizza

by Kariodude

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24points

#45 Funny Shower Thoughts

Person holding a smartphone viewing photos, sparking shower thoughts questions.

I don't know a single person who would want a thinner phone over a few hours of extra battery life.

ShayminKeldeo421

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24points

#46 Funny Shower Thoughts

View of Earth from space at night, showcasing city lights and clouds, inspiring shower thoughts questions.

Earth is like a guy who knows exactly where to stand next to a bonfire.

Bovice144

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24points

#47 Funny Shower Thoughts

Children at a table drawing, sparking shower thoughts and curiosity during a classroom activity.

We stick kids in classrooms 7 hours a day, give them another few hours of homework, actively discourage them from playing outside, and then wonder why kids today are so out of shape.

39336

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24points

#48 Funny Shower Thoughts

Soldiers in camouflage gear standing in line, showcasing military discipline and shower thoughts questions about conflict.

The Swiss must have been pretty confident in their chances of victory if they included a wine bottle corkscrew on their army knife.

TheFrederalGovt

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24points

#49 Funny Shower Thoughts

Cat peacefully sleeping under a white blanket, evoking thoughtful shower thoughts.

My 15 year old self would be appalled to hear how many times I've chosen sleep over s*x.

lochstimpson

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23points

#50 Funny Shower Thoughts

Gravestones in a lush cemetery, prompting reflective shower thoughts amid nature's tranquility.

Cemeteries would be way more interesting if they put the cause of death on the headstone.

Drakqula

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23points

What Are Some Super Deep Thoughts?

The fun has to end somewhere. In the case of shower thought questions — it ends where philosophy begins. An extra layer that is as deep as the mind can be. Deep shower thoughts put our brains in a spiral of questions. What would it be if it could be? To be or not be? These are the questions.

Success has less worth than failure.
The sun is always on the horizon. It depends on the POV.
The fewer friends you have — the easier it is to get them.

Also, shower thoughts can raise some interesting facts in your head. It’s all thanks to the water. It acts like white noise in the background, like static on the TV.