Admit it — long showers are the best! 🚿 🛀
We all love them, and most have encountered their own shower thought questions. Questions that would never come up in your daily conversation. These rhetorical questions bend the mind as we think of the correct answer. And you’re not the only one thinking about them.
There is a whole Reddit shower thoughts group that discusses such questions. Most are funny. These are thoughts and questions that only a shower could create:
“What obvious invention has not yet been made?”
“Soup is a drink.”
However, it’s the funny shower thoughts that took the subreddit by storm.
Below, we have compiled the shower thought questions that will be much more relatable than you think. Want to learn more about the secret behind these thoughts and why we have them?
Well, stroll through the post and read the funny, profound, and crazy shower thoughts people had.
What Are Shower Thoughts?
If you have never been on the subreddit yourself, the idea behind shower thoughts is relatively simple: We are most relaxed in the shower.
Maybe after a hard day at work or just needing to refresh a bit, you get to relax for a moment. In that moment, we get thoughts. “What’s the true taste of water?” Shower thought questions don’t always need to be logical. They can be confusing and are, for the most part.
#21 Shower Thoughts About Braille
"DO NOT TOUCH" would probably be a really unsettling thing to read in braille.
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#22 Shower Thoughts About Liking Yourself
After years of disliking the way i look, only now i realize I'm not ugly, I'm just not my type.
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37points
#23 Shower Thoughts About Ancient Civilizations
We talk about Ancient Romans like they were basically all the same, but the civilization lasted almost 1000 years. That's like saying people in 2016 and 1016 are basically the same.
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#24 Shower Thoughts About Technology
Vehicles today can surf the web, link to your phone, stream music and videos, etc.. but they still can't perform a simple database lookup to tell you what the check engine light is on for.
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#25 Shower Thoughts About Good Looking People
People who are goodlooking but have terrible personalities are basically real life click baits.
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What Are Some Fun Shower Questions?
Fun is the key to a shower. Funny shower thoughts are the final result. While the questions and thoughts in this list might be enough to fuel you up with humor, there is more.
- It’s OK to say you need coffee to start your work. But when you say you need vodka — people will get angry.
- Davy Jones has an unending supply of munitions.
- Friends were strangers once.
Looking for more fun thoughts to put a smile on your face? Scroll through the post to put an even bigger smile on your face.
#26 Shower Thoughts About Future
Last night my friend asked to use a USB port to charge his cigarette, but I was using it to charge my book. The future is stupid.
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#27 Shower Thoughts About Changing Future
When people think about travelling to the past, they worry about accidentally changing the present, but no one in the present really thinks they can radically change the future.
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#28 Shower Thoughts About Drinking
When you drink alcohol you are just borrowing happiness from tomorrow.
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#29 Shower Thoughts About Board Games
There should be a millenial edition of Monopoly where you just walk round the board paying rent, never able to buy anything.
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#30 Shower Thoughts About Baking
When I bake bread, I give thousands of yest organisms false hope by feeding them sugar, before ruthlessly baking them to death in an oven and eating their corpses.
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Shower Thoughts About Life
- Every person you meet has an entire universe of thoughts and feelings that you’ll never know about. 🌎
- You’ve already forgotten most of your life—only fragments remain in your memory bank. 🧠
- The moment you’re born, you start aging toward your inevitable end, but no one talks about it like that. ⏳
- Every decision you make creates an alternate timeline where you made the opposite choice. 🔀
- You’ve probably walked past someone who could have changed your life forever, and neither of you knew it at the time. 🚶♀️🚶♂️
- Your heartbeat is the soundtrack to your life—until it stops playing one day. ❤️🩹
- Every breath you take is borrowed from the atmosphere; eventually, you’ll return it all back to nature. 😮💨
- You are simultaneously the youngest and oldest version of yourself right now—time doesn’t stop moving forward for anyone. ⏰
- Every time you blink, you’re missing a moment of your life that will never come back again. 👁️
- The only constant in life is change—and even that changes over time. 🔄
#31 Shower Thoughts About Gym Membership
Gyms should have memberships where your fee goes down based on how often you go.
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#32 Shower Thoughts About Australian Wildlife
If the movie "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids" took place in Australia, those kids would have died real f**king quick.
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#33 Shower Thoughts About Dog Intelligence
My dog understand several human words. I don’t understand any dog barks. He may be smarter than me.
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#34 Shower Thoughts About Clickbait
I recognize click bait almost every time, but still want to know what that child celebrity looks like today.
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#36 Shower Thoughts On Driver's License
I mostly use my driver's license to buy stuff that impairs my ability to drive.
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#37 Shower Thoughts About Online Dating
If Google matched people up by their browsing history, it could be the greatest online dating website of all time.
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#38 Shower Thoughts About Timing
Someone who says "I'll be there in 6 minutes" will normally arrive before someone who says "I will be there in 5 minutes".
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#39 Shower Thoughts About Aliens
If aliens come to earth, we have to explain why we made dozens of movies in which we fight and kill them.
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#40 Shower Thoughts About Actors
Every time a character dies on a TV show I just feel bad for the actor who pretty much just got fired in front of us.
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26points