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“That’s Between You And Jesus”: 52 Hilarious Posts From Police Department Social Media Accounts
FunnyFEB 5, 2026

“That’s Between You And Jesus”: 52 Hilarious Posts From Police Department Social Media Accounts

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Many are intimidated by police officers. They enforce the law of the land, and having that power imbalance as a regular citizen can be daunting. 
But that doesn’t mean that these folks don’t know how to laugh. And you will see their sense of humor in the following social media posts. 
You won’t expect some of these one-liners from official police department pages. And when you do, it’s definitely something you would take a screenshot of. A lot of these are, indeed, comedy gold.

#21 Premium Too

Edmonton Police social media post humorously warning about valuables left visible inside a car, highlighting unserious police accounts.
105points

#22 So Johnny Depp Is Walking Around South East Queensland Dressed As Jack Sparrow. Local Police Posted This Selfie To Their Facebook

Queensland Police Service sharing a funny police social media selfie with a Johnny Depp lookalike in uniform and hats.
104points

#23 I Don't Know Who Is Managing Your Social, But They Are Doing A Great Job

Chocolate frosted donut with colorful heart and sprinkle toppings shared by police social media account in a humorous post.
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102points

#24 The York Regional Police Department Is Pretty Humerous

Minimal jail cell with metal toilet and bench posted on a police social media account showing unserious content.
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102points

#25 Maybe They Got It At A Thrift Store?

Tweet from Wyoming Police Twitter account sharing a humorous pro tip on false names, illustrating unserious police social media posts.
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98points

#26 Local Sheriff Department Has A Good Sense Of Humor

Police social media post with officers hiding behind a sign warning motorists to seriously slow down, showcasing unserious police humor.
95points

#27 It's A Good Message And Made Me Laugh

Police car parked on snowy road with humorous social media post about driving slowly and snow patrol.
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93points

#28 Funny Encounter With A Raccoon

Police social media post shares funny raccoon hitchhiker photos on a car windshield at night on a city street.
93points

#29 On His Toes

Philadelphia police officers posing with a basketball player on a football field in a lighthearted social media post.
86points

#30 If Cops Have Ride-A-Longs, Do Firefighters Have Sleep-Overs?

Two firefighters with wide eyes in gear featured on police social media accounts known for hilarious content and unserious posts.
83points

#31 Basically, Saw A Post On Facebook And They’re Now Using Bunnies On The Job

Police officer humorously handling a dog in handcuffs, showcasing police social media accounts with unserious content.
"Officer Gyurina and Cinnabun took the streets this week and have already made an impact on the community with their first arrest. Cinnabun searched a vehicle during an enforcement stop where she located suspected controlled substances and assisted in taking the suspect into custody without incident."
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78points

#32 Mad Police

Screenshot of a humorous interaction on a police social media account showing a witty reply from Lawrence Police.
77points

#33 Brilliant

Sussex Police tweet repeating Nee-naw with police and car emojis, showcasing humorous police social media content.
77points

#34 My Local Police Department Posted This

Silver sedan towing small garden cart on street with police PSA about garden carts from police social media accounts.
72points

#35 But Why Did They Do It?

Queensland Police social media post with chickens crossing a street at a pedestrian crossing, highlighting police humor.
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66points

#36 That's Hilarious

Screenshot of a humorous reply from a police social media account showing unserious banter with the public.
65points

#37 Unchain The Unicorn

Police officer selfie with a toy unicorn secured by a seatbelt, showcasing one of the funniest police social media accounts.
61points

#38 That's Cold

Lawrence Police tweet using humor on social media, showcasing one of the funniest police social media accounts online.
60points

#39 Warwickshire Police Actually Just Posted This

Police social media account shares a humorous efit sketch to catch a burglary suspect with serious intentions behind the post.
60points

#40 Superman

Police social media post showing officers in superhero costumes next to a car missing rear wheels on a highway at night.
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58points
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