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“That’s Between You And Jesus”: 52 Hilarious Posts From Police Department Social Media Accounts
FunnyFEB 5, 2026

“That’s Between You And Jesus”: 52 Hilarious Posts From Police Department Social Media Accounts

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Many are intimidated by police officers. They enforce the law of the land, and having that power imbalance as a regular citizen can be daunting. 
But that doesn’t mean that these folks don’t know how to laugh. And you will see their sense of humor in the following social media posts. 
You won’t expect some of these one-liners from official police department pages. And when you do, it’s definitely something you would take a screenshot of. A lot of these are, indeed, comedy gold.

#41 Whatever Works Right

Police social media post showing officers humorously cooling down in a freezer and store, highlighting unserious police social media accounts.
56points

#42 Will Go Great With Your Imaginary Pay Raise

Two police officers casually leaning on police cars with humorous social media caption about writing an imaginary ticket.
52points

#43 Or Arrest People For Sending Chain Messages Like We're Still Stuck In 2008

Screenshot of a humorous tweet from a police social media account joking about arresting people for long Instagram stories.
51points

#44 How On Earth Did They Get His Shoes

Tweet from Manchester City Centre Police showing a humorous dispute over photocopying with customers and shop shoes taken.
48points

#45 Only In New York

Person in a red furry costume handcuffed in a police station, showcasing humorous police social media accounts.
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45points

#46 Looks Like An Inside Job

Police social media account showing officers humorously investigating a donut crime scene with crime tape and cameras.
44points

#47 When They Made This A+ "Mr Brightside" Joke

Police social media post shows a happy black police dog in vehicle, highlighting humorous and unserious police social media accounts.
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42points

#48 So Dangerous, Just As Well No One Was There At The Time

Tweet from police social media showing a hatchback and humor about a PS4 thrown from a fifth-floor window.
41points

#49 Please Do. They Are 100% Violating My Rights As A Person

Lenexa Police tweet humorously asking about arresting allergies, showcasing unserious police social media accounts.
40points

#50 Don't Peel Out

Police social media post humor with a banana peel on a car dashboard warning about tailgating in a funny way.
33points

#51 Officer Ovee Is Riding

Oro Valley Police social media post shows an elf doll on police motorcycle promoting traffic safety humorously.
31points

#52 Czech Police Twitter

Tweet from a police social media account humorously sharing progress in an ants smashing game with a close-up image of a finger on ants.
15points
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