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“That’s Between You And Jesus”: 52 Hilarious Posts From Police Department Social Media Accounts
FunnyFEB 5, 2026

“That’s Between You And Jesus”: 52 Hilarious Posts From Police Department Social Media Accounts

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Many are intimidated by police officers. They enforce the law of the land, and having that power imbalance as a regular citizen can be daunting. 
But that doesn’t mean that these folks don’t know how to laugh. And you will see their sense of humor in the following social media posts. 
You won’t expect some of these one-liners from official police department pages. And when you do, it’s definitely something you would take a screenshot of. A lot of these are, indeed, comedy gold.

#1 Okay, But Who Thought Of “Pawfficer Donut”?

Police social media post featuring officers and a kitten inside a police car, highlighting humorous police social media accounts.
180points

#2 Kansas City Fire Department Saves The Kansas City Police Department From The Elevator

Kansas City Missouri Police Department sharing a humorous moment on police social media accounts showing a firefighter and trapped group.
"To all the media outlets inquiring, here's the skinny: About 1 p.m. yesterday, April 27, 12 Tactical Team officers got into the elevator at our Police Academy. Then they couldn't get out. The weight limit had been exceeded. So Academy staff called for the Fire Department to respond. They did, and we appreciate them getting our officers out! Everyone was physically safe, but egos were severely injured."
165points

#3 Dutch Police Force

Tweet showing a police social media post about a bird arrested with a black bar over its face, highlighting unserious police humor.
161points

Social media gives the public better access to law enforcement officers, whether through official announcements, safety updates, severe weather warnings, or alerts about incidents to watch for. Through this, transparency builds trust in the community. 

#4 Cool Or Not Cool

Lincoln Police tweet humorously warning about the consequences of hotboxing and calling your mom, in police social media accounts.
155points

#5 Throwing A Party And Being Rejected By One's Peers Is One Thing, But Being Rejected By The Cops Is A Whole New Level

Lees Summit Police reply humorously to a social media post about a weekend party, showing unserious police social media accounts.
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154points

#6 The Power Of The Dark Side

Surrey Police tweet showing playful police social media interaction with a child dressed as Batman, highlighting humorous police accounts.
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You were likely pleasantly surprised to see a silly post from an official police department page. Some of you even had to take a screenshot and post it online. But that then raises the question, is this acceptable silliness? 

Darren Wright, Oro Valley Police Department’s public information officer, says it still depends on the audience.

#7 Assume You Gave Her A Warning

Police social media post shows officer humorously interacting with toddler in a toy car, highlighting unserious police social media accounts.
149points

#8 You Can See The Smile On That Pig

Orem police officer holding a pig, showcasing one of the police social media accounts that are hilariously unserious.
146points

#9 Not One Eaten

Police social media post showing a prank vegetable platter in a Dunkin' box, highlighting unserious police accounts humor.
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“If you’re the chief of police at a university or in a school setting with a predominantly younger demographic, then using messaging that resonates with them is a good choice. They respond well to humor, fads, and the latest viral crazes,” Wright wrote. 

Wright also notes that memorable content does not necessarily equate to effective communication. 

#10 Criminal Dropped Phone Running From Police. They Took A Selfie And Told Him It Can Be Picked Up At The County Jail

Four police officers smiling for a selfie in a parking lot with a humorous social media message about a lost phone.
138points

#11 Imagine The Police People Actually Placing The Dog In Their Chair And Taking This Photo

Police social media post shows a dog sitting at a desk in front of a computer, humorously checking a database.
137points

#12 In Sydney?

NSW Police Force tweet humorously addressing UFO calls, showcasing one of the most unserious police social media accounts.
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136points

At the end of the day, these official accounts must maintain professionalism when communicating with their social media audience. Wright recognizes the struggle to find the sweet spot between humanity, humor, and respectability online, but there is a time and place for silliness. 

“Once it’s out on TwitFacestagram, it’s never coming back,” he wrote. 

#13 Sounds To Me Like That Officer Was Just Chosen By A Cat

Police social media post showing officer in car with a friendly cat, highlighting hilarious unserious police social media accounts.
133points

#14 How Else Are You Going To Learn How To Drive In The Snow?

Screenshot of a humorous police social media post from LMPD showing playful and unserious police social media content.
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131points

#15 New Dog On The Job

Police social media post features a dachshund dressed as a K9 officer, showcasing hilarious and unserious police accounts.
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But ultimately, seeing the lighthearted content on these official pages adds some levity to your social media scrolling. It gives you a much-needed timeline cleanse from the toxicity during these tumultuous times. 

#16 So Everyone In My Town Is Anxiously Awaiting For Dunkin Donuts To Finally Open. Today, The Police Department Posted This On Their Facebook

Murrieta Police humorously counting down to Dunkin Donuts opening in their social media post with officers and staff.
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118points

#17 I Love This Thread

Screenshot of a humorous police social media post using a funny poem about driving and using indicators.
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117points

#18 So Cheesy, We Camembert It

Police social media post showing an overturned truck blocking a motorway, highlighting hilarious unserious police accounts.
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117points

#19 The Social Media Manager Here Deserves Some Award

Tweet from Lawrence Police social media account humorously warning about slick roads during snow, showcasing unserious police social media accounts.
114points

#20 It’s A Fun Little Surprise After You Tell Us

Social media post from Greensboro Police Department humorously asking followers to share their coolest crimes not caught.
109points
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