Finding the right person to spend the rest of your life with isn't about finding somebody who's perfect. It's about finding somebody who's perfect for you. Because as you can see from this hilarious list of marriage tweets compiled by Bored Panda, it's important for a healthy relationship to have a husband or wife who can handle all of your weird, annoying, and a downright unbearable sense of humor!
From the woman whose husband neglected gardening duties to buy the cat an inflatable unicorn horn, and hilarious marriage advice to the man whose wife forced him to go to IKEA despite the fact that they didn't need to buy anything, the collection of marriage jokes below is sure to make married life seem awesome. Don't forget to vote for the best pranks and funniest situations!
#123 I Asked My Husband To Take A Photo Of Me Using The Jackhammer. After 14 Years Of Marriage He Still Has His Priorities

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38points
#124 Couldn't Afford To Get My Wife A Lexus For Christmas So I Got One Of Their Bows Instead And Put It On Her Car

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38points
#132 Came Downstairs And My Wife Gives Me These This Morning. Uh... Thanks Honey

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31points
#133 So My Friend Asked Her Husband To Wrap At Least One Shirt, This Is What She Got

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31points
#137 Wife Is Leaving For A Week. Pretty Much Confirming She Thinks I Have Alzheimer's

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30points
#138 Wife And Teen Daughters Said Vacuum Wasn't Working, Checked Roller Brush

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