Finding the right person to spend the rest of your life with isn't about finding somebody who's perfect. It's about finding somebody who's perfect for you. Because as you can see from this hilarious list of marriage tweets compiled by Bored Panda, it's important for a healthy relationship to have a husband or wife who can handle all of your weird, annoying, and a downright unbearable sense of humor!
From the woman whose husband neglected gardening duties to buy the cat an inflatable unicorn horn, and hilarious marriage advice to the man whose wife forced him to go to IKEA despite the fact that they didn't need to buy anything, the collection of marriage jokes below is sure to make married life seem awesome. Don't forget to vote for the best pranks and funniest situations!
#102 This Was The Card I Got My Husband For Our Anniversary. What Can I Say? I'm Sentimental

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49points
#104 Asked My Wife To Get More Magnets For The Fridge With No Restrictions On What Kind

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46points
#105 He Was Trying To Argue With Me In The Car So I Whipped In This Spot And Said I Have Something To Tell You (I’m Not Actually But It Shut Him Up Quick)

46points
#106 My Husband Travels For Work. He Gave Me This So I Am Never Really Alone

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45points
#108 My Husband Was “Too Tired” To Change The Babies Pooped Diaper While I Pumped… I Sent Him This Photo, He Didn’t See It Until The Morning. Diaper Was There For About 1 Hour

42points
#109 What Happens When I Send My Husband To The Store And There's An Ice Cream Sale

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42points
#110 Saw This On My Friend's Facebook With The Title, "When Your Husband Puts The Groceries Away..."

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42points
#112 After 22 Years Of Marriage This Is How We Communicate With Each Other

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41points
#113 So My Wife Is Going Away For A Few Months. This Is How She Left Our Bed This Morning

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41points
#115 First My Wife Said The Walls Were Too Bare, And Now They Are Too Bear

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41points
#118 There Comes A Time In A Married Man’s Life Where He Has To Ask Himself The Question: Do I Get My Wife The Exact Halloween Costume She Asked For Or The Slutty Version And Deal With The Consequences?

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40points










