Finding the right person to spend the rest of your life with isn't about finding somebody who's perfect. It's about finding somebody who's perfect for you. Because as you can see from this hilarious list of marriage tweets compiled by Bored Panda, it's important for a healthy relationship to have a husband or wife who can handle all of your weird, annoying, and a downright unbearable sense of humor!
From the woman whose husband neglected gardening duties to buy the cat an inflatable unicorn horn, and hilarious marriage advice to the man whose wife forced him to go to IKEA despite the fact that they didn't need to buy anything, the collection of marriage jokes below is sure to make married life seem awesome. Don't forget to vote for the best pranks and funniest situations!
#141 In 5 Years Of The Relationship She Has Never Asked Me To Hold Her Purse. Within One Hour Of Picking Up The Marriage License
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28points
#145 Found Stacked Like This In The Garage To Be Sold/Donated. Married 12 Years With A 6 & 7 Year Old. Starting From The Bottom... The Stages Of Marriage
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27points
#147 My Wife Finally Found Out Where I've Been Getting My Frozen Snickers Bars
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26points
#151 My Husband Told Me There Was An Early Xmas Present Under The Tree. This Is Pretty Perfect
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25points
#152 Coz It Would Have Been Like Climbing Everest To Go The Last Few Inches... Can You Cite Lazy As A Reason For Divorce?
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24points
#153 My Wife Called To Say She Picked Up 50 Shades Of Grey... This Was Not What I Was Expecting When I Got Home
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23points
#154 I Love To See That After Nearly 25 Years Of Marriage, My Father Still Knows How To Troll My Mother
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21points
#155 Placed My Husband’s Heavy Shoe On A Cockroach For Him To Find
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#157 My Husband Is Out Of Town For A Few Days... He Sent Me This Today. I Think He Misses Me
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20points
