Finding the right person to spend the rest of your life with isn't about finding somebody who's perfect. It's about finding somebody who's perfect for you. Because as you can see from this hilarious list of marriage tweets compiled by Bored Panda, it's important for a healthy relationship to have a husband or wife who can handle all of your weird, annoying, and a downright unbearable sense of humor!
From the woman whose husband neglected gardening duties to buy the cat an inflatable unicorn horn, and hilarious marriage advice to the man whose wife forced him to go to IKEA despite the fact that they didn't need to buy anything, the collection of marriage jokes below is sure to make married life seem awesome. Don't forget to vote for the best pranks and funniest situations!
#81 My Wife Awards 'Cat Of The Month' In Our House. But We Have Only One Cat

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65points
#85 When Chipotle Mails Free Burrito Coupons, My Husband And I Shamelessly Check The Mailbox Recycling Around Our Apartment For Discards. Today's Search Went Pretty Well

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62points
#87 After 60 Years Of Marriage, My Grandparents' Minds Have Melded. Either My Grandparents Both Scrambled To Buy The Only Valentine's Day Cards Cvs Still Had In Stock Today Or They Just Really Are Meant To Be Together

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61points
#88 I'm 3 Months Pregnant With Our First Child, And Today My Husband Bought This Book 'to Get Some Tips'

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61points
#93 My Brother And His Wife Got In A Fight Last Night. She Apparently Used His Phone As A Ninja Star

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57points
#96 After Almost 6 Years Of Marriage, This Is My Favorite Way To Give My Wife A Hard Time

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54points
#100 Today Is The 6 Wk "Point" After My C-Section... Here's How My Husband Brought Me Breakfast This Morning

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51points














