Finding the right person to spend the rest of your life with isn't about finding somebody who's perfect. It's about finding somebody who's perfect for you. Because as you can see from this hilarious list of marriage tweets compiled by Bored Panda, it's important for a healthy relationship to have a husband or wife who can handle all of your weird, annoying, and a downright unbearable sense of humor!
From the woman whose husband neglected gardening duties to buy the cat an inflatable unicorn horn, and hilarious marriage advice to the man whose wife forced him to go to IKEA despite the fact that they didn't need to buy anything, the collection of marriage jokes below is sure to make married life seem awesome. Don't forget to vote for the best pranks and funniest situations!
#61 I Asked My Husband To Clean Our Room. This Triggered His Inner 5 Year Old And He Fell Asleep
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84points
#64 I Was Complaining About My Recent Cold So My Wife Made Me A Cake To Help Me "Feel Better"
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83points
#67 I Couldn't Find My Wife Until I Looked In Her Closet. I Said, "What Are You Doing?" She Says, "I Have Nothing To Wear"
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80points
#68 Sent My Husband To The Store For Milk And Kitty Litter. He Came Back With This. He's Now Back At The Store For The Milk And Litter
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80points
#70 Husband Told Me To Make Sure The Wine Didn't Break In The Back Of The Car On Vacation. Don't Judge Me
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80points
#71 Thanks To Our Toaster Oven We Now Have Matching Husband And Wife Scars For Life
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80points
#72 After 20 Years Of Marriage, And My Mother Asking Every Morning How My Father Takes His Tea, He's Finally Had It
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79points
#74 Told My Husband Not To Eat The Ice Cream In The Freezer. Then I Saw This Shadow Form In The Kitchen
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79points
#76 My Wife Wanted Her Sandwich Cut In Half. She Was Non-Specific As To How
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75points
#77 My Wife Made Me A Passive Aggressive Flow Chart To Use Every Time I Get Hungry
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71points
#78 My Wife Hates Rollercosters. After I Pitched A Fit About It, She Finally Picked One She Would Ride With Me
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71points
#80 My Husband And I Have Two Small Children And Just Came To The Realization That We Don't Own Any Shot Glasses
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66points