Finding the right person to spend the rest of your life with isn't about finding somebody who's perfect. It's about finding somebody who's perfect for you. Because as you can see from this hilarious list of marriage tweets compiled by Bored Panda, it's important for a healthy relationship to have a husband or wife who can handle all of your weird, annoying, and a downright unbearable sense of humor!
From the woman whose husband neglected gardening duties to buy the cat an inflatable unicorn horn, and hilarious marriage advice to the man whose wife forced him to go to IKEA despite the fact that they didn't need to buy anything, the collection of marriage jokes below is sure to make married life seem awesome. Don't forget to vote for the best pranks and funniest situations!
#41 The "My Wife/Girlfriend Made Me Go To The Mall" Support Group Is Underway

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130points
#42 My Husband Got Tired Of Wine Stains Everywhere So He Got Me A Sippy Wine Cup

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126points
#46 I'm A Super Nervous Flyer. My Wife Just Took This Pic Of Me At The Airport Restaurant, About To Board The Plane A Part Of Our Honeymoon

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125points
#47 Asked My Husband To (Hand) Whip Some Heavy Cream. Hear Strange Noises And Walk In On This

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121points
#48 My Wife Wanted To Make Sure That Someone Took A Picture Of The Expression On Our Faces When Our Daughter Was Born Today. So I Took One

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120points
#50 Was Wondering Why My Wife Was Giggling When She Asked Me To Change The Air Filters

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117points
#52 My Husband Attempted To Help With The Laundry. I Don't Buy Pink Towels Because I Don't Like Pink

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104points
#54 My Husband Bet Me I Couldn't Shave His Foot Without Him Waking Up. This Is What He Woke Up To This Morning

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101points
#55 Wife And I Had A Big Fight Last Week - On Valentine's Day She Gave Me This Along With My Gift

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100points
#56 My Wife Asked For A Coach Bag For Her Birthday. Let's Just Say She's Pretty Happy Today

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97points
#60 My Wife Bought A New Hairbrush With A Suction Cup At The End. I Found This On The Bathroom Mirror. I Love My Wife

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89points










