Spare a thought for Santa. He gets millions of letters a year to trawl through, with the vast majority of them boring and formulaic along the lines of “Dear Santa can I have an X-Box for Christmas please.”
However from time to time there are little nuggets of genius or hilarity that must surely make the jolly old guy crack a smile. Kids are known for speaking their mind, and are especially forthright when it comes to making requests (or demands), so we here at Bored Panda have decided to make a list of the funniest, frankest and most bizarre Santa Letters kids have ever sent.
Scroll down to check out the list below, and don’t forget to vote for your favourite!
#81 Dear Santa, I Flushed My Brothers Head In The Toilet But Can I Have A Puppy
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6points
#82 In Case You're Having A Bad Day, Here's My 3 Year Old Sister And Her Christmas List
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5points
#84 My Sister Is A Children's Librarian. She Sent Me This Picture Of A Letter They Got In "Santa's Mailbox."
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4points
#90 This Is A Letter My Little Terror In Class Wrote To Santa While I Was Out On Friday. It Says: I Know That Santa Is A Fraud! Now I Want That Elf Gone!
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4points
#94 At Least The Kid Is Honest
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#95 And Please Give Me Some Money This Is My 6-Year-Old Sister's Christmas List
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3points
#98 My Mom Found This This Summer From Me To Santa. I Would Have Been 9 Years Old When This Was Written, And I Guess Blackmail And Being “Santa’s #1 Fan” Were Good Ways To Get Major Presents
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3points
