Spare a thought for Santa. He gets millions of letters a year to trawl through, with the vast majority of them boring and formulaic along the lines of “Dear Santa can I have an X-Box for Christmas please.”
However from time to time there are little nuggets of genius or hilarity that must surely make the jolly old guy crack a smile. Kids are known for speaking their mind, and are especially forthright when it comes to making requests (or demands), so we here at Bored Panda have decided to make a list of the funniest, frankest and most bizarre Santa Letters kids have ever sent.
Scroll down to check out the list below, and don’t forget to vote for your favourite!
#101 Finn Asked For Everything And He's Not Kidding. Every Time We Are In A Store He Actually Wants Everything He Sees
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#102 Dictated Letter To Santa. "I Want Santa To Eat All Of Our Cookies. Yep. Because That's What I Said! Um, I Want Santa To Eat Something Else When His Cookies Are Gone..."
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#103 Plot Twist, I Think She Knows I'm Really Santa And Is Now Way Ahead Of The Game
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#106 This Year At Work I Organized Letters To Santa.... This Kid Is Going To Be Pretty Mad When Santa Doesn't Come Through
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#107 This Is What I Wrote To Santa At Age 9
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#109 I Want To Impress The Boys
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#113 Carter's List. I Love His Breakdown Of Stocking Vs. Actual (Expensive Year)
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#115 Obsess Much?
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#118 The Fun Begins... It Must Be An Inside Joke Between Her, Santa, And The Elf
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#119 I Love That The Teacher Had To Interpret This Little Girl’s List For Santa
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#120 Josiah’s Letter To Santa. Translation: ‘Don’t Worry. I Will Make Sure There Are Carrots For Blitzen’
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