Spare a thought for Santa. He gets millions of letters a year to trawl through, with the vast majority of them boring and formulaic along the lines of “Dear Santa can I have an X-Box for Christmas please.”
However from time to time there are little nuggets of genius or hilarity that must surely make the jolly old guy crack a smile. Kids are known for speaking their mind, and are especially forthright when it comes to making requests (or demands), so we here at Bored Panda have decided to make a list of the funniest, frankest and most bizarre Santa Letters kids have ever sent.
Scroll down to check out the list below, and don’t forget to vote for your favourite!
#62 King Of The North?
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#63 Walmart Gold Digger
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#67 Quite Scary
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#70 Something For My Community, Like... McDonalds
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#72 If You Know Where My Black Leggings Are Please Write Back
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#76 I Was Almost 3 Years Old, Had My Grandma Write It, And Didn’t Quite Know My Holidays Yet
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#77 We Printed 600 Santa Letters In The Paper This Year, And This Is One Of My Favorites. The Three-Ring Binder Kills Me
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#78 All Little Jerry Wants Is A Bulldog, A Science Kit And A 'Porthole' To The Pokemon World
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#79 I Wish I Was Eating The Cookies
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#80 My 10 Year Old Son's Christmas List. I May Come Up A Little Short On Some Of These
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