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We Rounded Up Some Absurdly Funny Job Titles For Your Entertainment Pleasure

We Rounded Up Some Absurdly Funny Job Titles For Your Entertainment Pleasure

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We’ve all heard the saying, “If you can dream it, you can do it.” It’s the mantra of small business owners and ambitious entrepreneurs all over the world. But what if your dream is to be an astronaut food taster? Or perhaps you want to be a professional owl psychologist or even a roller-coaster tester!
If your dream job sounds as crazy as these ones, then congratulations! You’ve just stumbled onto a list of funny job titles that, despite how crazy they may sound, are actually real — or used to be, since some of our submissions are jobs that don’t exist anymore (sigh).
While some people would scoff at these aspirations and say it’s not possible to make a living out of them, others found ways to make it happen and gave life to brand-new unusual jobs. So if you’re feeling down because your dream job doesn’t seem like it will ever become a reality, take heart! These funny jobs may be the sign you need.
We’ve rounded up the most absurd jobs and put them together for your viewing pleasure. Others, instead, are just more original ways to refer to your super normal job, because we all need more fun while on the clock. Whether you’re looking for inspiration for your next career move or want to see just how weird things can get in the job market, this list will surely tickle your fancy — and maybe even inspire some new business ideas!

#61

Snake Milker
Description: Someone who extracts venom from snakes.
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#62

Phlebotomist
Description: The people that draw your blood at the hospital, aka vampires.
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#63

Herpetologist
Description: Someone who studies frogs (and reptiles and other amphibians).
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#64

Haberdasher
Description: A dealer in men's clothing and accessories.
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#65

Coffee Sommelier
Description: A barista.
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#66

Wet Leisure Attendant
Description: A Lifeguard.
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#67

Urban Herbalist
Description: A florist, who only sells one kind of plant.
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#68

Sandwich Artists
Description: A person who works in fast-food restaurants and delis where they prepare sandwiches according to customers' orders.
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#69

Media Distribution Officer
Description: Paper boy or girl.
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#70

Pet Food Tester
Description: Evaluates the nutritional value of pet food and, yes, taste-test it.
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#71

Bike Fishermen
Description: A person who fishes bicycles out of canals.
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#72

Passenger Pusher
Description: Japan has employed people to push others onto trains.
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#73

Nightlife Entrepreneur
Descriptions: a club promoter.
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#74

Mobile Sustenance Facilitator
Description: A person who works at a food truck.
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#75

Human Alarm Clock
Description: Prior to alarm clocks, people with big sticks would wake other people up by tapping at their windows.
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#76

Beverage Dissemination Officer
Description: Bartender.
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#77

Twisted Brother
Description: Balloon Artist.
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#78

Bosser Arounder
Description: Someone who tells you what you can and can't do.
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#79

Carny
Description: A traveling carnival employee.
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#80

Tonsorial Artist
Description: a hair stylist.
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