We’ve all heard the saying, “If you can dream it, you can do it.” It’s the mantra of small business owners and ambitious entrepreneurs all over the world. But what if your dream is to be an astronaut food taster? Or perhaps you want to be a professional owl psychologist or even a roller-coaster tester!
If your dream job sounds as crazy as these ones, then congratulations! You’ve just stumbled onto a list of funny job titles that, despite how crazy they may sound, are actually real — or used to be, since some of our submissions are jobs that don’t exist anymore (sigh).
While some people would scoff at these aspirations and say it’s not possible to make a living out of them, others found ways to make it happen and gave life to brand-new unusual jobs. So if you’re feeling down because your dream job doesn’t seem like it will ever become a reality, take heart! These funny jobs may be the sign you need.
We’ve rounded up the most absurd jobs and put them together for your viewing pleasure. Others, instead, are just more original ways to refer to your super normal job, because we all need more fun while on the clock. Whether you’re looking for inspiration for your next career move or want to see just how weird things can get in the job market, this list will surely tickle your fancy — and maybe even inspire some new business ideas!
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Hair Boiler
Description: Someone who boils animal hair until it curls.
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#42
Oyster Floater
Description: Someone who floats oysters in water until they are free of impurities.
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#43
Transparency Enhancement Facilitator
Description: A window cleaner.
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#44
Director of First Impressions
Description: A receptionist.
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#45
Electromagnetic Wrangler Extraordinaire
Description: General IT specialist.
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#46
Underwater Ceramic Technician
Description: A dishwasher.
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#47
Freelance Student
Description: A person who studies on his own after a day job.
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#48
Liquid Fossil Transfer Technician
Description: Gas station attendant.
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#49
Rental Boyfriend
Description: A fake boyfriend who can go out on a date with a woman and pretend to be her boyfriend for the contracted time.
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#50
Ambassador of Buzz
Description: Corporate communications associate.
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#51
Sanitation Engineer
Description: Garbage man.
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#52
Education Center Nourishment Consultant
Description: The lunch lady.
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#53
Señor System Administrator
Description: System Administrator.
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#54
Groom of the King's Close Stool
Description: A trusted man whose job it was to wipe the king's bottom.
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#55
Slubberdoffer
Description: Refers to a person in the textile industry who removes bobbins on a slubbing machine.
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#56
Associate to the Executive Manager of Marketeering and Conservation Efforts
Description: Marketing Assistant
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#57
Conversation Architect
Description: Digital marketing manager.
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#58
Colon Lover
Description: Writer, editor of the written word.
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#59
Lead Facilitator of Alcohol-Related Terminations
Description: Events coordinator.
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#60
Light Bender
Description: Someone who is responsible for the high-tech, precision job of making neon lights.
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