We’ve all heard the saying, “If you can dream it, you can do it.” It’s the mantra of small business owners and ambitious entrepreneurs all over the world. But what if your dream is to be an astronaut food taster? Or perhaps you want to be a professional owl psychologist or even a roller-coaster tester!
If your dream job sounds as crazy as these ones, then congratulations! You’ve just stumbled onto a list of funny job titles that, despite how crazy they may sound, are actually real — or used to be, since some of our submissions are jobs that don’t exist anymore (sigh).
While some people would scoff at these aspirations and say it’s not possible to make a living out of them, others found ways to make it happen and gave life to brand-new unusual jobs. So if you’re feeling down because your dream job doesn’t seem like it will ever become a reality, take heart! These funny jobs may be the sign you need.
We’ve rounded up the most absurd jobs and put them together for your viewing pleasure. Others, instead, are just more original ways to refer to your super normal job, because we all need more fun while on the clock. Whether you’re looking for inspiration for your next career move or want to see just how weird things can get in the job market, this list will surely tickle your fancy — and maybe even inspire some new business ideas!
#81
Cheese Sprayer
Description: Someone who sprays cheese or butter by hand on popcorn.
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#82
Grand Master of Underlings
Description: Deputy Manager.
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#83
Master of Disaster
Description: PR crisis manager.
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#84
Champion of Sun
Description: A person who studies the Sun.
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#85
Full Stack Pancake
Description: A full stack developer.
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#86
Marker of the Swans
Description: Someone who, quite literally, marks all of the swans.
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#87
Chief Inspiration Officer
Description: Encouraging ‘belief in the company’ and ‘internal evangelism of its values.’
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#88
Pneumatic Device and Machine Optimizer
Description: A factory worker.
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#89
Waking Night Support Worker
Description: A support worker who does the night shift.
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#90
Cat Behaviour Consultant
Description: Someone who specializes in preventing, managing, and modifying challenging behaviors in cats.
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#91
Sidekick Clairvoyant
Description: Assistant to the psychic.
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#92
Expert Toilet Attendant
Description: A person who instructs you how to wash your hands in a public toilet.
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#93
Director of Making People Happy and Content
Description: An HR manager.
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#94
Lunch Bill Payer
Description: An account executive.
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#95
Collector of Business Cards
Description: Business Development Rep.
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#96
Professional Lazer Tager
Description: A person whose job it is to play with children at lazer tag parties if not enough people show up.
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#97
Shredded Cheese Authority
Description: Shredded cheese quality assurance.
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#98
Piccoloist
Description: A person who plays piccolo, sometimes called a pickler, usually called annoying.
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#99
Head Honcho
Description: The person in charge.
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#100
Naked Therapist
Description: A stripper.
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