50 Of The Most Embarrassing Things That Kids Have Ever Said In Public

We were getting dressed after swimming in a family changing room. As I bent down to get something out of the bag to put on, my youngest said 'mummy why are your boobs SO long'

My little boy - 4 at the time decided to tell the in-laws over Sunday dinner that daddy's winkie looks like a sausage with a strawberry on the end...

My sister happily announced one day 'mommy takes daddy to work in the morning and then brings another man home'. We often gave one of his colleagues a lift home from his night shift if we saw him after dropping off my father! Not quite what it sounded like!

When a family friend had new neighbors moving in down the street, they went over to greet them. He was talking to the guy and his son (like 5 at the time) rolls over on his big wheel and with his arms fully extended says, "My daddy's penis is this big!" And rode away.

My family is pretty religious. Anyways, when I was about 4 my mom brought me to the bank and put my up on the teller counter while looking through her purse. I looked at the lady and allegedly yelled "MOM, I THOUGHT YOU SAID JESUS DOESN'T MAKE UGLY PEOPLE"

My sons and I were at a local pool one day when my oldest who was 3 at the time joyfully yelled to a friend, "Mommy is going to have a baby come out of her big hairy butt!".

Taking my nephew to a public restroom the other day ( he's not quite three) and he loudly said, "now I have to take out my penis!"

One time at a park, my son spied what appeared to be a biracial brother and sister sitting at a nearby table. He yelled "Hey, black and white kids, wanna play?"

Not my child, but she was with my son and me. The children were four years old. I took them to eat breakfast at McDonald's before preschool. There was a fly and I kept shooing it away. Audrey started talking about how much she hated flies. "And do you know what I REALLY HATE, Miss Kathy? I hate when a fly flies into my VAGINA".

Eating in a restaurant with my family and there's a large woman sitting on her own a few tables away, who has some grey hairs growing on her chin. My daughter (4 years old) is glancing over at her very regularly and I'm just waiting for the comment.
Finally she says, very loudly - "Daddy, is that man an ogre?"

We were at a camp-out, and my son, who was two or three at the time, loudly said, "Good night, sleep tight, don't let anyone touch your penis!"

I guess I did not have great bathroom boundaries with my daughter. While in a shopping cart, checking out, sucking on a lollipop, my daughter pulls the lollipop out of her mouth and tells the person bagging the groceries: "Sometimes my mommy pees red." She said it like I was a superhero.

In a public restroom — of course — my son asked, 'Mommy, why are you peeing out of your butt?'"

My four year old brother to a rather heavyset catholic priest: You're very fat! I think you're going to have a baby

In a public toilet.... with a queue of a gazillon people waiting, my 3 yo announces at the top of her lungs, as a 3 yo does... "My gosh Mummy, your bottom is sooooooo big, it takes up the whole hole!". Just held my head high as we left to the giggles (& empathy of every other mum in the queue!)

You just reminded me the other day when my 5 year old son announced to the entire Burger King. GIRLS HAVE CHINAS AND BOYS AND HAVE A PENIS

We were walking through a farmer's market with my daughter who was a toddler at the time, when she suddenly got very excited and started running. She ran up behind a really large woman wearing a black and white "moo-moo" and started yelling "MOOOOOOOOO! MOOOOOOO!" Wanted to die.

Happened a couple weeks ago. My wife, daughter (4), and I were riding an escalator up at Nordstrom's. My wife somehow tripped and muttered, shit! My daughter sees the children's section and beelines, screaming SHIT I WANT SOME SHOES MOM! SHIT SHIT SHIT!

Something I did when I was about 4 or 5... My aunt had taken me into the restroom, and told me to stand in front of her stall so she could see my feet. I don't remember this, but apparently I said "Hey, Diane! A fat lady just walked in!" She told me to shh, but I just replied "But, she's REALLY fat." Poor lady...

I am a woman who met my ex when she was pregnant with my son--his biological father has always been a pretty bad element in our lives. On one of my visit days with my son, we went to Hobby Lobby, a pretty Christian establishment that has an awesome selection of model cars. I had bought my son a Big Gulp and he of course downed it and needed to pee. When he goes, it takes forever because he for some odd reason disrobes in order to pee. After 15 minutes we finally finished and headed to checkout, and he starts whining about needing to pee again. I tell him to wait until we finish checking out and he yells, "It's okay, I'll just pee in this cup!" As I'm trying to stop this, the uber-Southern Christian checkout lady laughs and says, "His daddy must be a trucker." My son looks her square in the eye and says, "No, my Daddy's an asshole." As I try to provide damage control, I blurt out, "No, his other mother taught him that!" She fixed me with a death stare. I never returned to Hobby Lobby.