50 Of The Most Embarrassing Things That Kids Have Ever Said In Public

My daughter was in the trolley at the supermarket when she was little. As we going along, she told me to stop. I did and at the top of her voice she said "mummy you nearly forget your wine!"

My son brought the phone to the toilet door and I shouted I was busy. "Sorry she'll phone you back, she's doing a big poo."

My daughter informed the waitstaff at the restaurant that she had "nipples" all over her body. She had goose bumps.

Picking up milk from the dairy. The women thought my son was an adorable toddler and lavished him with affection and praise. The smiling ladies all in a row waving "bye bye, bye bye" with their best sweet toddler voices. Just as we reached the door to leave my son turns with a smile and his toddler wave and yells, "Bye bye dumb broads!"

"Mom, did you make a baby with that man today?"

We were on a city bus, sitting next to two elderly women. My 3-year-old chose that moment to announce loudly, “I’m not supposed to play with myself in the bathtub. I need to wait ‘til I’m in my bedroom aaaaaall alone!”

When Disney bought out the film The Hunchback of Notre Dame my daughter was about 4 or 5 and she loved it..she had the little figures and books and toys...we were in out local supermarket and my daughter had run infront to look at the toys in the next Aisle ..like she always did....She shouted at the top of her little voice..."MOM...QUASIMODO IS ROUND HERE." i said hang on chick im coming....wondering how much this toy wa going to cost me...i walked into the next aisle and there was a Lovely Gentleman with a Curved Spine...!!!!! OMFG....i could not apologise enough...i dragged my daughter out of the shop pretty quick smart.

Meeting our new next door neighbour for the first time, my 5 year old son said while introducing himself 'Hi, my name is James and this is my daddy who has just had a big stinky poo in the toilet upstairs and it won't flush away'.

Once in a grocery store in cash register line a little boy asked his mother loudly why was she kissing daddy's penis yesterday...

Frankfurt. Airport. We just missed our connection from Washington, D.C. to Odessa, Ukraine. That was the last plane to Ukraine for that day. I am begging the agent at the Lufthansa counter to think of something and point to my then six years old son: "Please, I am traveling with a small child!" And as on a cue, gazing at the agent, my sons gives a thundering sneeze and lets out in a clear as a bell voice: "Mom, during World War II were the Germans bad guys or good guys?"

When getting in grocery carts or car seats, my boys have each shouted out, "Mom, you are smashing my peanuts!"

I was trying to get my kids to smile for pictures at the photo studio so I said “chocolate pickles!” My 6-year-old son grinned and yelled back “Chocolate boobies!”

My son pointed at a guy playing basketball, who had a prosthetic leg, and shouted, "Look mom! He's a cyborg!"

My 3-year-old daughter was out with her grandma, and the lady in front of them in line was writing a check without ID and generally being irritating. At the top of her lungs, she sighs and says, "Grandma, this is taking FOREVER. It takes daddy less time to poop and he's in there long enough to play a world of Angry Birds!"

After a hectic morning of my 3-year-old bugging my husband while he showers, I took them to the dentist. When the dentist asked, 'How are you today?' My little guy sighs and replies (at top volume), 'Not good. I just hate daddy's penis hair!' My husband is now in search of a new dentist.

My mate as a 6-7yr old kid use to run around telling all the adults ” My daddy touches me” or “Me and daddy have a secret”

Teasing my children while waiting for their dad to pop into Tesco, saying daddy's coming pointing at random people and they were giggling saying no that's not daddy. When their dad came they giggled saying daddy's coming so I said that's not daddy. When he opened the car door my daughter shouted at the top of her lungs in a busy car park "Daddy, mummy doesn't think you're our dad!!!" Absolutely mortified!

When my son was about 2, whenever he had chocolate, he'd wear more than he ate lol so I'd get a baby wipe and say, "Come on, let's see if we can find the pink boy under all that brown!" Well...We're sat in the doctors one day when a really sweet Indian family walks in with a little girl and what does my son say? "Mummy, can you find the pink girl under all that brown!" I nearly DIED!

When my younger brother was quite little, he could not say truck properly and would say f#%k instead. It was always funny when a fire truck would drive by cause he got all excited about the fire f#%ks. But I think my mom was the most mortified during a trip to Toys R Us, each of us kids had a few bucks to spend and my mom asked us what we wanted look at when we walked in the door. My brother excitedly announced that he wanted a f#%k.

We were in a nice restuarant my son had to go to the bathroom so I took him, he sang to me as he pooped about his poop. "Mommy, I'm pooping, I'm pooping. Look at me I'm pooping. Oh it's a big one... Oh and it stinks..." or something along those lines, he was about 4 at the time, the other three women in the restroom at thet time left in a fit of giggles.