Being a kid is great, because you can embarrass your parents as much as you want without feeling even slightly bad about it. Take a look at this hilarious list of embarrassing kid quotes to see what we mean. Compiled by Bored Panda, the list contains some of the funniest, the weirdest, and the most unexpected words to exit the mouths of children. It serves as a reminder that, even though growing up has its benefits, there's nothing quite as liberating as saying exactly what you think in a crowded place and letting somebody else apologize for you. Don't forget to vote for the funniest!
#241
Passing a live nativity one Christmas my 4 year old granddaughter states, "there's Jesus and his girlfriend". I died laughing!
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#243
First week in first grade (age 7) I asked my middle aged married teacher is she has condoms in her purse because every respectable woman should have in their purse. Made my mom "proud"
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#244
When I was really little, probably around 3-4 (a bit after the movie Rock-a-doodle came out, which is about a chicken version of Elvis). I was from a REEEEALLY small town that didn't really have goths or punks or anything, but my dad and stepmum lived in a flat in the city. So I was with my stepmum on the elevator heading out and this guy gets on with a HUGE red mohawk. I got so excited I looked like I'd pass out, tugged on my stepmum's coat and kept LOUDLY saying "him looks like Rock-a-doodle!"
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#245
When I was at a holiday camp when I was young, I was called up on stage and they asked me where my hair had gone? (It was shaved) and I said "My mum took it"! 😂
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#246
I got my period unexpectedly when out shopping with my 4yo son, and had to bring him into the toilet with me to sort it out. Of course he felt the need to yell "Oh my God there is blood everywhere!!!" loudly enough for everyone in that public restroom to hear.
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#247
Years ago I took my four year old daughter to watch a wedding.When the minister came to the door to greet the bride,in a loud voice, she said..."Is that God?"
Then the bridal car pulled up and the Dad stood beside the bride,once again the loud voice...."That man is too old to be marrying her".
Chuckles all around.
Then the bridal car pulled up and the Dad stood beside the bride,once again the loud voice...."That man is too old to be marrying her".
Chuckles all around.
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#248
Walking down the hall in a hospital & an elderly woman sleeping on a gurney is wheeled past us. My 3 year old shouts at the top of his lungs, "look mommy! Somebody's dead!"
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#249
When my oldest son was 4, he thought going under a yellow light was the same as running a red light. I don't do this often, but it seemed to happen a few times in a row. A real police officer was standing in front of Wal-Mart, and my son told him I run red lights all the time. He laughed, but I didn't and told my son not to say those things. A few days later he saw the same cop and said, "I'm not going to tell you what my mom does." I was so embarrassed.
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#250
My oldest son was very curious about the differences of male and female bodies. Being a nurse, I wanted to educate him and use medically correct words. I showed him an illustration in a medical text, with all the proper parts labeled. He learned there is the vagina, anus, and urethral opening. I told him the functions. The next day he was coming home in the vehicle of a friend he carpooled with and blurts out of nowhere, "do you know girls have 3 holes?" Explaining that to my friend was fun.
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#251
When my son was young, we would go for walks and pet random dogs. I found it easier to call them "mutts" than to say what their breeds were because my son had some troubles with his words.
One day, we went by a woman with a cute little dog; I can't remember the breed but it was an expensive dog. My son went up to her and said, "Lady, I really like your mutt!"
One day, we went by a woman with a cute little dog; I can't remember the breed but it was an expensive dog. My son went up to her and said, "Lady, I really like your mutt!"
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#252
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#253
When me and my cousin were in town we were waiting in line at the warehouse there was a transgender in front of us and my cousin seeing just the back side I was like this oh that's a nice skirt and then the lady turned and gave my cousin 1 of those Chupa Chups when she was handing it to my cousin my cousin screamed and yelled someone help a man is forcing me to eat has food a man in a dress is wanting me to eat his food help me
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#254
Happened last year while taking a stroll in a park which had some statues in. Of course, one statue was of a bare chested woman. My little brother runs up to the statue and screams "Just like yours mommy! Boobies like yours mommy!" while pointing and touching the statues breasts. I almost wet myself.
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#255
I teach the 3 year olds at my church. One fine Sunday, I'm taking a little girl to the bathroom, and she looks up at me and asks, "are you pregnant?" VERY LOUDLY. I had to awkwardly say "no, I'm just fat."
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#256
We were in the hospital visiting someone, and my 5 year old girl saw a patient being wheeled into the surgery room - with her worried family looking on.
In her loudest voice she asked me "Is she dying or is she dead already?".
In her loudest voice she asked me "Is she dying or is she dead already?".
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#257
Not me but my little sister (she is about 6-7 at the time). Was in the supermarket with my mum, dad and little sister at the check out line the cashier is scanning things through and as she scans a packet of mushrooms through my little sister yells at the top of her voice are those magic mushrooms!
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#258
At a Drug & Alcohol lecture in my 7 year old daughter's class, she announced that, "My Daady does cocaine!" I get called into the school for interrogation the next morning. Children/Youth Services is tending to her as I'm being interviewed. I ask to speak to her. They reply, "Only under our supervision!" I agree. They bring her in, and I ask her why she said I do cocaine. She said, "You KNOW, Daddy... that can with the silver lid!" It was Copenhagen!
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#259
As a comment to #262: You don't have kids, do you?
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#260
I was around 5 and going to mass for the first time. My mom whispered to me that it was important to be quiet in church. I noticed a guy at the front speaking loudly. I stepped out into the aisle and yelled at him to shut up. It was the priest....
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