Being a kid is great, because you can embarrass your parents as much as you want without feeling even slightly bad about it. Take a look at this hilarious list of embarrassing kid quotes to see what we mean. Compiled by Bored Panda, the list contains some of the funniest, the weirdest, and the most unexpected words to exit the mouths of children. It serves as a reminder that, even though growing up has its benefits, there's nothing quite as liberating as saying exactly what you think in a crowded place and letting somebody else apologize for you. Don't forget to vote for the funniest!
#261
Staying with Aunty Jessie - a very saintly woman, much loved by her younger siblings.
I drag everyone in from the garden to hear 'aunty Jessie's song' on the radio.
'If ever a devil was born,
without a pair of horns,
it was you,
Jezebel, it was you.'
without a pair of horns,
it was you,
Jezebel, it was you.'
She was not amused.
0points
#262
At a family party (I don't even know most of the family who was there) and my nephew (5) comes up to me and loudly asks if I have a penis. I try to just ignore it and continue playing with the kids but he just kept asking if I had a penis. Eventually my mum just had to come up to him and explain that I was in fact a male and that all males have penises. He then went around to most of the other males asking if they also had a penis.
0points
#263
I had slight facial hair and my nephew asked me are you a man? your a man arent you? I said in a calm voice no Im not. It took him ages to realise I wasnt he'd ask every now and again are you a man? And when I told him months/year or two later sometimes women have facial hair but it doesnt mean their a man he had this adamant look on this face he was right and didnt like what he was being told he wasnt convinced . I think if I remember correctly he asked if I have a willy and if I pee like a guy
0points
#264
When my daughter was 2 her daddy and I started talking about the movie "Constantine". In the premise of the move only a descendant of the solider that speared Jesus and gave the wound that killed him could kill the son of Satan. I made the comment if they knew his identity imagine always being known as descendant of man that killed Jesus. Only phrase the 2 year old got was "I killed Jesus". We had to bribe for 2 days for her to stop saying it.
0points
#265
While out for brunch at Golden Coral my father told my nephew to point at the ground and shout "cock roach" - it took .05 seconds for that 3 year old to stand very tall in his seat and shout, "COCKROACH! COCKROACH! COCKROACHIES!"
0points
#266
"Mom, i wanna have a baby. What should I do????"
-1point
#267
My brother used to be so freaking cute when he was a baby, people would often tell him how handsome he was since he didn't like to be called cute. Once at Walmart a lady came and said to my mom: "ohhh he is so cute". My brother frowned his eyebrows, took his baby bottle out of his mouth and said angrily to the woman: "I am not cute, I am handsome", and he said this angrily. My mom and I felt embarrassed but the woman found it even "cuter"...
-2points
#268
when I was about 5 I had been in the restroom.apparently I had read the walls and was a curious kid,so in a very very loud voice I walked up to my mom and asked her what F88k means.
-2points
#269
I dont believe all these answers. Theresentment alot about kids sayin pens and vaginas. It's mostly made up by adults.
-4points