Being a kid is great, because you can embarrass your parents as much as you want without feeling even slightly bad about it. Take a look at this hilarious list of embarrassing kid quotes to see what we mean. Compiled by Bored Panda, the list contains some of the funniest, the weirdest, and the most unexpected words to exit the mouths of children. It serves as a reminder that, even though growing up has its benefits, there's nothing quite as liberating as saying exactly what you think in a crowded place and letting somebody else apologize for you. Don't forget to vote for the funniest!
#221
My son told his sitter that he is a Clownfish, Nana is a mermaid, and Mama is a beluga whale.
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#222
My daughter was at church with my wife. She went up to a friend and announced "I don't like you because you're big and fat". Mortified, my wife told her to apologise and to say she was sorry to which my daughter said "I'm sorry you're big and fat!"
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#223
I took my son to get ice cream when he was probably 5 or 6. After we got the ice cream and walked back towards the car he saw a very obese man standing in line. With no warning he yelled "Hey big fat man going to get some ice cream!"
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#224
My sister pointed and yelled "ITS A BABY MAN!" to the dwarf standing in line behind us
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#225
My daughter (three years old) was sitting in a buggy at the grocery store when she saw an old lady behind us. Said `Look dad, it's a grumpy old troll!'... Something she picked up from Dora The Explorer.
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#226
At the grocery store check-out, at 3 years old my daughter deadpans, "MOM. My toots smell SO much better than the guy in front of us."
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#227
My 3-year-old daughter looked straight at a random man in Target and said, 'I have a vagina!'"
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#228
In the bowling alley last year, my then 6-year-old comes over to me and hugs me, then yells out (with a lane full of men next to us), 'When I was a baby I used to suck on your boobs right?'
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#229
Her Dad shouts, "Look, there's a dog coming!"
4 y/o says, "I want to eat it."
4 y/o says, "I want to eat it."
The owner heard that loud and clearly.
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#230
Me at a young age on the bus with my mother... Look mum a fraggle!! While I'm pointing at the spiky red haired punk at the front of the bus... England 1986
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#231
My son, who is now three, went through a stage where he was obsessed with Star Wars. He was a little over two when one day, on public transit, an elderly lady in a black, hooded coat boarded. Without any hesitation or voice modulation, my son yells, "LOOK MAMA!!! It's Emperor Palpatine!!!"
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#232
Story l heard:
A little boy went to the loo with his mum during a wedding reception. Came back and announced loudly "l made a big pooh !".. Then added. "And Mummy too !".
A little boy went to the loo with his mum during a wedding reception. Came back and announced loudly "l made a big pooh !".. Then added. "And Mummy too !".
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#233
My daughter (not quite 3 at the time) and I were in a store buying a quilt and a young assistant wearing a fitted, high waisted skirt, was helping us. My daughter turned to her and asked, very loudly "is there a baby in your tummy?"
Mortified , I quickly started lying and telling the girl that my sister in law was pregnant and my daughter asked everyone that question. The girl laughed and said "no sweetie"
My daughter stared a bit longer and then asked her "is it just a big tummy?"
I died.
Mortified , I quickly started lying and telling the girl that my sister in law was pregnant and my daughter asked everyone that question. The girl laughed and said "no sweetie"
My daughter stared a bit longer and then asked her "is it just a big tummy?"
I died.
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#234
I had a babysitter when I was younger, she was a family friend so when I was leaving she'd often kiss me on my cheek.
She had an unfortunate mass of facial hair that went unspoken of between my parents, and apparently one day I blurted out "you feel like my daddy when he hasn't had a shave".
She had an unfortunate mass of facial hair that went unspoken of between my parents, and apparently one day I blurted out "you feel like my daddy when he hasn't had a shave".
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#235
My son asked a woman with a full blown mustache....are you a boy or a girl.
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#236
When I was born, I weighed a whopping 10lbs. When my mum first told me, I didn't get it, I started telling everyone that I cost 10 pounds!! I thought she had bought me.
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#237
At around 2 and a half my son knew more Star Wars trivia than your average adult. One day on public transit an elderly lady in a black, hooded coat boarded and just as she passed by us, with his eyes as big as saucers, my son yells, "Mama!!!! It's Emperor Palpatine!!!"
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#238
My daughter had to change into her sports outfit in a common changing room at school once. No idea what she was thinking, but she said to the whole group: " Don't look at my butt, okay?" and pulled down her underwear. One second later she realised and the whole group laughed. What a day!
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#239
When my brother was 5, every man he saw he would call daddy and our mom would have to tell everyone that he does in fact know who his father is.
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#240
It happened to a friend of mine. Her husband was driving the family car and had hit the breaks fast. He was angry and shouted "FAG!". His older son (around 6) was in the car and since then, everytime his father had to hit the breaks he souted "FAG!".
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