Being a kid is great, because you can embarrass your parents as much as you want without feeling even slightly bad about it. Take a look at this hilarious list of embarrassing kid quotes to see what we mean. Compiled by Bored Panda, the list contains some of the funniest, the weirdest, and the most unexpected words to exit the mouths of children. It serves as a reminder that, even though growing up has its benefits, there's nothing quite as liberating as saying exactly what you think in a crowded place and letting somebody else apologize for you. Don't forget to vote for the funniest!
#201
In an overly crowded, quiet elevator, my son, who was four at the time, asked an old lady who was smiling at him, 'What are you looking at, weirdo!?'
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3points
#202
My son was in the van at the Walmart parking lot. I was taking him out when I pushed the buckle down and yelled, "OW! MY PENIS!"
I told him I was sorry if that hurt and before I could tell him to keep his voice down he says, "That's okay Dad. Sometimes you're just going to hurt my penis."
I told him I was sorry if that hurt and before I could tell him to keep his voice down he says, "That's okay Dad. Sometimes you're just going to hurt my penis."
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3points
#204
The first time I recall being outed by one of my children was when my son was about 3. While in the checkout line at the grocery store, he looked at cashier and nonchalantly said, “My mommy walks around naked.” As if it made perfect sense in the context of buying juice boxes.
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3points
#205
Mom waits in line at the bank with her unruly young son and tells him if he doesn't behave he won't get ice cream later. Son replies "If we don't get ice cream I'll tell grandma I saw you kissing daddy's pee pee." Mom and son leave the bank in a hurry.
3points
#206
When I was 8 my hamster died. I cried, but wanted to have a new one. My grandmother said: "Don't buy a new hamster. He will die in a few years and you'll be sad." I answered: "You are old and will die in a few years! So I don't want to see you anymore, because I could be sad too."
She cried...
She cried...
3points
#207
In an attempt to stop my 5 yr old daughter from biting her nails, I told her she would get fat if she kept doing it. Later on the bus avery pregnant woman got on and my daughter called out "I know what you've been doing!"
3points
#208
While walking down the street once, behind a man with two of those metal prosthetic legs, my three year old went screaming up behind him saying "Mommy it's a transformer"
3points
#209
I often let my three year old son win the games we played. But a hard lesson in life is that things don't always go your way. So one day I decided to win. This experience clearly affected him. Later on, while we browsed the aisles of a crowded supermarket, he suddenly shouted really loudly: "Don't beat me mummy. Don't beat me!"
3points
#210
My son was 2 and as a Sikh gentleman with a long white beard walked past us he yelled "Mommy! Did you see that man?!" Cringing I said yes. He then yelled "His beard is BEAUTIFUL!" I heard the man giggling from the next aisle over.
3points
#211
While walking to the corner shop with my 4yr old son, he spotted a woman nearby and asked me at full volume 'mummy what's that man doing?' As I hastened him away I explained that women can have short hair and men long hair (the woman in question had very short hair). Not too embarrassing I thought, until the following week walking to the same shop we crossed paths with the same woman and my son yelled 'look mum it's that man again!'
3points
#212
We went on a cruise to Alaska, with my daughter who was 3 at the time. The boat was filled with large people.
We've been in the boat less than an hour, and I get into an elevator with my daughter and her eyes shoot wide open as she scans around the elevator. She tugs on my hand. "Daddy!" I know what she's going to say. "Not now sweetie." "Daddy!". "Ask me when we get out, ok honey?". "DADDY".
By this point everyone is staring at her urging her to talk. So she yells out for everyone to hear "Daddy! What are there sooooo many FAT people?" The remainder of the ride was awkward.
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2points
#213
My 8 year old climbed up on the base platform for a mannequin at a department store then proceeded to look me in the eye. I was quivering with fear for what he would do next. I learned how warranted my fear was when his hand slowly presses against the boob on the mannequin and slowly a smirk paints itself onto his face. His exact words, "I'm not supposed to touch this."
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2points
#214
My daughter does this out shopping all the time. She flips her shirt over her face and then says "I the booby ghost! oooooh"
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2points
#215
My wife & I with our 7 yr. old in a Chinese restaurant. My wife ordered & reminded the waitress she was allergic to coconut. I ordered and reminded the waitress I was allergic to mushrooms. My son ordered & decided to sum up all of our allergies including his - "she will have no coconut, he will have no mushrooms, and I will have no cat"!
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2points
#216
A friend's kid pointed at an old lady in the grocery store and shouted "she's gonna die soon!"
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2points
#217
At a crowded restaurant in my small, conservative hometown with my then 3-year-old, he dropped his fork and yelled "SON OF A BITCH" and everyone turned to stare at the bad parents.
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2points
#218
When we lived in toronto, my young, early reading and precocious son would holler 'Spadina rhymes with vagina!' whenever we passed the subway station. He thought it was hysterical.
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2points
#219
We were in line at the grocery store and my six-year-old saw a black guy and yelled, "Hey, look it's Obama!". We live in Idaho and he doesn't see many African Americans, but still.
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2points
#220
After biting his little sister, a friend of ours jokingly told our son, “sisters don’t taste good, but girlfriends do”. Much to my horror, he repeated it to his entire kindergarten class.
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2points