In a world full of mediocre jokes and hackneyed puns, there’s one category that’ll never get banal. Yup, it’s animal puns! And how could it ever get boring if there are around 8.7 million animal species on our planet, and a funny pun must be appointed to each of them! And, although Screaming Hairy Armadillo or Paradoxical Frog already sounds like the beginnings of a clever pun, those are actual animal names, and we’re not here to make fun of them. So instead, check out our list of these peachy animal puns; there are so many, you could use a different one each day for the better part of the year!
Starting with such classics as an alligator in a vest and a definition of Hamsterdam to such wild ones as season’s greetings from a llama, this list covers all of the most popular animal species, celebrations, day-to-day happenings, and many more. Theoretically, you could make a DIY table calendar with a hilarious pun selected for each of the upcoming festivities, for instance, National Badger Day or National Lemon Cream Pie Day. Both are very real, and you can definitely commemorate them with a unique pun or two.
By now, you know what comes next - our directions for you to scroll on down below to reveal the awesome puns that we’ve gathered! After you’ve tamed your giggles, be sure to vote for the most hilarious puns, and don’t be shy to share this article, dedicated to animal puns, with your friends. You might even start your own monthly or weekly celebration - a Share A Pun Day!
#161
An absolute favorite city for all dogs is New Yorkie.
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#162
Why was the bird sad?
Because he's a bluebird.
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#163
What's a dog's favorite movie?
Harry Paw-ter and the Sorcerer's Bone.
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#164
What did the dolphin say when he was confused?
"Sorry, can you please be more Pacific?"
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#165
The bear wanted to eat honey and fish, so he visited a restaurant. But he soon, angrily walked out as food there was un-bear-able.
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#166
The tiger claimed that he climbed the biggest mountain in the forest.
No one believed the tiger as they thought he was lion!
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#167
Cows that make up the bovine population in the Arctics are of a different breed.
They are eski-moos.
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#168
Bowling is a beloved sport only for an alley cat and not a house cat.
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#169
The lamb reached the wrong place while driving as he missed the ewe turn.
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#170
There are only a few ants that are larger than an elephant. This is because they are a couple of gi-ants.
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#171
The frog's car broke down in the middle of the road.
It had to be toad away.
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#172
Whenever a cat goes to a party, he becomes delighted when he hears the song 'Three Blind Mice'!
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#173
The alpaca returned home and asked his wife to get ready as they were leaving for a vacation. He said, "you get ready asap, alpaca your luggage".
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#174
A corg-key is a bad dog as he only picks locks.
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#175
What's so special about your deer?
I have no-eye-deer!
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#176
Why did the pelican get banned from the restaurant?
He had a big bill and tried to get out of paying.
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#177
Why did Mozart end up getting rid of his chickens?
Because they kept saying "bach bach!"
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#178
Why did the eagle get arrested for stealing from the doctor?
It was ill-eagle.
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#179
What kind of ducks steal soap from the bath?
Robber ducks!
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#180
The favorite color of cats is not red but purrrrrrr-ple.
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