In a world full of mediocre jokes and hackneyed puns, there’s one category that’ll never get banal. Yup, it’s animal puns! And how could it ever get boring if there are around 8.7 million animal species on our planet, and a funny pun must be appointed to each of them! And, although Screaming Hairy Armadillo or Paradoxical Frog already sounds like the beginnings of a clever pun, those are actual animal names, and we’re not here to make fun of them. So instead, check out our list of these peachy animal puns; there are so many, you could use a different one each day for the better part of the year!
Starting with such classics as an alligator in a vest and a definition of Hamsterdam to such wild ones as season’s greetings from a llama, this list covers all of the most popular animal species, celebrations, day-to-day happenings, and many more. Theoretically, you could make a DIY table calendar with a hilarious pun selected for each of the upcoming festivities, for instance, National Badger Day or National Lemon Cream Pie Day. Both are very real, and you can definitely commemorate them with a unique pun or two.
By now, you know what comes next - our directions for you to scroll on down below to reveal the awesome puns that we’ve gathered! After you’ve tamed your giggles, be sure to vote for the most hilarious puns, and don’t be shy to share this article, dedicated to animal puns, with your friends. You might even start your own monthly or weekly celebration - a Share A Pun Day!
#141
When Noah was loading the ark, where did he put the bees?
In the ark-hives!
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#142
Have you ever heard of an honest cheetah?
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#143
Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano?
He was playing by ear!
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#144
Why did the frog have to walk to work?
Her car was toad.
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#145
Why is it so hard to ride a camel on the weekend?
You’ve got to get over the hump.
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#146
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
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#147
When I asked my dog how his day was he said it was rough.
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#148
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
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#149
What happens when a sheep, a drum and a snake fall from a cliff.
BA DUM TS.
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#150
How does the cat stop a video?
He presses the paws button.
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#151
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A Thesaurus.
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#152
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs bunny.
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#153
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side!
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#154
What did the fish say after proposing an idea to his boss?
"Let minnow what you think."
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#155
The only result you get when you watch a couple of silkworms wrestle is a tie.
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#156
Shepherds are really bad at counting numbers in mathematics. They always fall asleep while counting sheep.
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#157
A very popular destination of vacation for cows is not Hawaii but Moo Zealand.
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#158
The pony wanted to drink water as his throat was a little horse.
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#159
An elephant renders an argument invalid by claiming it to be irr-elephant.
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#160
If your dog eats only garlic, then his bark will be worse than his bite.
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