In a world full of mediocre jokes and hackneyed puns, there’s one category that’ll never get banal. Yup, it’s animal puns! And how could it ever get boring if there are around 8.7 million animal species on our planet, and a funny pun must be appointed to each of them! And, although Screaming Hairy Armadillo or Paradoxical Frog already sounds like the beginnings of a clever pun, those are actual animal names, and we’re not here to make fun of them. So instead, check out our list of these peachy animal puns; there are so many, you could use a different one each day for the better part of the year!
Starting with such classics as an alligator in a vest and a definition of Hamsterdam to such wild ones as season’s greetings from a llama, this list covers all of the most popular animal species, celebrations, day-to-day happenings, and many more. Theoretically, you could make a DIY table calendar with a hilarious pun selected for each of the upcoming festivities, for instance, National Badger Day or National Lemon Cream Pie Day. Both are very real, and you can definitely commemorate them with a unique pun or two.
By now, you know what comes next - our directions for you to scroll on down below to reveal the awesome puns that we’ve gathered! After you’ve tamed your giggles, be sure to vote for the most hilarious puns, and don’t be shy to share this article, dedicated to animal puns, with your friends. You might even start your own monthly or weekly celebration - a Share A Pun Day!
#181
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bull-dozer.
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#182
An utterly confused moose usually exclaims by saying, "I have absolutely no i-deer".
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#183
If there was ever a jumping contest, then a kangaroo would easily jump higher than the Burj Khalifa. Kangaroos can jump, buildings can't!
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#184
Once, 1000 hares were running loose at the city junction. The police went to see the situation and combed the entire area to capture them.
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#185
A bunch of sheep was acting crazy on the ranch.
You see, it was shear madness!
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#186
Bees become very dangerous when they start eating human brains.
They become little zombees.
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#187
What did the horse say when it fell?
“I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!”
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#188
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
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#189
What did the judge say when the skunk came into his courtroom?
“Odor in the court!”
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#190
Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?
Someone told him to get a long little doggy.
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#191
What is a goat’s favorite rom-com?
You’ve goat mail.
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#192
What is a snake’s favorite childhood game?
Hide and sneak.
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#193
A rancher was persuaded to cross-breed his cattle with hyenas.
It was a disaster. The offspring were the laughing stock of the community!
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#194
What’s the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
One requires tweetment and the other requires oinkment.
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#195
Why did the whale cross the street?
To get to the other tide.
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#196
How much money does a skunk have?
One scent!
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#197
You would think that taking off a snail's shell would make it move faster, but it actually just makes it more sluggish.
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#198
The leopard got caught by the police after the robbery.
He was so easy to spot!
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#199
Thank ewe for being so kind to the animals at the petting zoo.
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#200
What do you call a seagull that knows martial arts?
Steven Seagull
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