In a world full of mediocre jokes and hackneyed puns, there’s one category that’ll never get banal. Yup, it’s animal puns! And how could it ever get boring if there are around 8.7 million animal species on our planet, and a funny pun must be appointed to each of them! And, although Screaming Hairy Armadillo or Paradoxical Frog already sounds like the beginnings of a clever pun, those are actual animal names, and we’re not here to make fun of them. So instead, check out our list of these peachy animal puns; there are so many, you could use a different one each day for the better part of the year!
Starting with such classics as an alligator in a vest and a definition of Hamsterdam to such wild ones as season’s greetings from a llama, this list covers all of the most popular animal species, celebrations, day-to-day happenings, and many more. Theoretically, you could make a DIY table calendar with a hilarious pun selected for each of the upcoming festivities, for instance, National Badger Day or National Lemon Cream Pie Day. Both are very real, and you can definitely commemorate them with a unique pun or two.
By now, you know what comes next - our directions for you to scroll on down below to reveal the awesome puns that we’ve gathered! After you’ve tamed your giggles, be sure to vote for the most hilarious puns, and don’t be shy to share this article, dedicated to animal puns, with your friends. You might even start your own monthly or weekly celebration - a Share A Pun Day!
#121
Where are fish in orbit?
In trout-er space.
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#122
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
The prawn broker.
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#123
What's the first thing you should do if a bull charges you?
Pay him!
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#124
Why shouldn't you play basketball with a pig?
Because it'll hog the ball!
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#125
What did the elephant want on its birthday?
A trunk filled with gifts.
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#126
The serpents had finalized their deal.
They decided to snake on it.
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#127
The crow is always bragging about his fortunes.
He makes sure to let everybody know the caw-st of being so successful.
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#128
The owls are so supportive, they're always hooting for you!
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#129
Giraffes are the worst managers.
They really can’t see eye-to-eye with their employees.
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#130
There was a jungle party happening in the night. The monkeys agreed to bring the chimp and dip.
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#131
Wild cats have the best teeth in the zoo because they fl-ocelot.
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#132
If you want something done right, do it yourself. Best not leave it to salmon else.
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#133
Pandas are so lazy, they only do the bear minimum.
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#134
When panda bears rob banks, they always wear a pandana!
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#135
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
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#136
If whales were benevolent, they would be whale-wishers.
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#137
I'm having a ruff day.
Don't terrier self up about it. There's sure to be a pawsitive outcome!
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#138
I watched a documentary about beavers last night.
It was the best dam show ever!
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#139
Hear about the disease birds give you if you kiss them?
It’s untweetable.
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#140
What does a bee sit on?
Its bee-hind.
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