In a world full of mediocre jokes and hackneyed puns, there’s one category that’ll never get banal. Yup, it’s animal puns! And how could it ever get boring if there are around 8.7 million animal species on our planet, and a funny pun must be appointed to each of them! And, although Screaming Hairy Armadillo or Paradoxical Frog already sounds like the beginnings of a clever pun, those are actual animal names, and we’re not here to make fun of them. So instead, check out our list of these peachy animal puns; there are so many, you could use a different one each day for the better part of the year!
Starting with such classics as an alligator in a vest and a definition of Hamsterdam to such wild ones as season’s greetings from a llama, this list covers all of the most popular animal species, celebrations, day-to-day happenings, and many more. Theoretically, you could make a DIY table calendar with a hilarious pun selected for each of the upcoming festivities, for instance, National Badger Day or National Lemon Cream Pie Day. Both are very real, and you can definitely commemorate them with a unique pun or two.
By now, you know what comes next - our directions for you to scroll on down below to reveal the awesome puns that we’ve gathered! After you’ve tamed your giggles, be sure to vote for the most hilarious puns, and don’t be shy to share this article, dedicated to animal puns, with your friends. You might even start your own monthly or weekly celebration - a Share A Pun Day!
#101
Pandas are fond of old movies as they are black and white.
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#102
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
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#103
Never ask a cat to tell you stories.
They only have one tale.
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#104
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
You can't tuna fish!
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#105
What's a wolf's favorite holiday?
Howl-o-ween!
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#106
A cat's favorite book is 'The Great Cat-sby'!
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#107
The little bear turned out to be very spoiled and lazy as his mother always panda'd to his every need.
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#108
The funny seal kept on laughing continuously at lame jokes until his friend reminded him that it was the seal-iest thing to do.
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#109
Lion, who is the king of the jungle, usually greets other animals by saying, "Hey, nice eating you!"
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#110
My cat has a favorite breakfast comprising mice Krispies and milk!
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#111
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
He was trying to make both ends meet.
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#112
How do fish stay so healthy?
Vitamin sea!
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#113
A cow was toppled by a tornado. From that day onwards, the owner of the cow would only get milkshakes.
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#114
Fishes are the most health-conscious animals. They have an inbuilt set of scales to keep a good watch of their weight.
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#115
What did the baby elephant ask his mom before they left for vacation?
"Can I borrow a suitcase? I only have a little trunk."
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#116
Even monkeys will sing if you gibbon the chance.
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#117
Why do cows never have any money?
Because the farmers milk them dry!
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#118
What do you call a reptile phoning a friend?
A crocodial.
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#119
What do you call a bird that fights?
A taekwon-dodo.
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#120
Why did the kangaroo stop drinking coffee?
She got too jumpy!
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