In a world full of mediocre jokes and hackneyed puns, there’s one category that’ll never get banal. Yup, it’s animal puns! And how could it ever get boring if there are around 8.7 million animal species on our planet, and a funny pun must be appointed to each of them! And, although Screaming Hairy Armadillo or Paradoxical Frog already sounds like the beginnings of a clever pun, those are actual animal names, and we’re not here to make fun of them. So instead, check out our list of these peachy animal puns; there are so many, you could use a different one each day for the better part of the year!
Starting with such classics as an alligator in a vest and a definition of Hamsterdam to such wild ones as season’s greetings from a llama, this list covers all of the most popular animal species, celebrations, day-to-day happenings, and many more. Theoretically, you could make a DIY table calendar with a hilarious pun selected for each of the upcoming festivities, for instance, National Badger Day or National Lemon Cream Pie Day. Both are very real, and you can definitely commemorate them with a unique pun or two.
By now, you know what comes next - our directions for you to scroll on down below to reveal the awesome puns that we’ve gathered! After you’ve tamed your giggles, be sure to vote for the most hilarious puns, and don’t be shy to share this article, dedicated to animal puns, with your friends. You might even start your own monthly or weekly celebration - a Share A Pun Day!
#81
You get only a vegetable when you cross a sheepdog with daffodils—a collie-flower.
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#82
Snakes that are found in cars are usually windshield vipers.
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#83
You get a rocker spaniel when you cross a dog and a hammock.
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#84
The best savory food to serve a dog who is running a temperature is mustard. Mustard goes really well with hot dogs.
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#85
If we wrap a roll of wool around a kangaroo, we would get a woolly jumper.
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#86
Sharks and computers have one very vital thing in common.
Both of them have megabites.
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#87
Where Do Rabbits Eat Breakfast? IHOP
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#88
What do you call a sad dog?
A melon-collie.
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#89
Bears do not need arms - they fight with their bear hands.
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#90
What do you call an over-caffeinated turkey?
A per-key!
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#91
One animal was hoping to be king of the forest.
He had all the koalifications.
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#92
Which day do chickens hate the most?
Friday.
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#93
Do owls like jokes?
Sure, they think they’re a hoot.
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#94
How does a walrus mail a letter?
He seals them with a kiss.
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#95
The best way to communicate with fish is to drop them a line.
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#96
Why isn’t the hen in charge?
It’s likely she’ll just pass the buckbuckbuckbuck.
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#97
Why are elephants not kept indoors?
Look, no one wants to talk about that.
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#98
What did the rodent say as he was leaving work?
"Wow, it's been a long day. I could really gopher a drink!"
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#99
Where do sheep go on vacation?
The Baaaaaaahamas.
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#100
Why is the bee's hair always sticky?
Because he uses a honeycomb!
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