In a world full of mediocre jokes and hackneyed puns, there’s one category that’ll never get banal. Yup, it’s animal puns! And how could it ever get boring if there are around 8.7 million animal species on our planet, and a funny pun must be appointed to each of them! And, although Screaming Hairy Armadillo or Paradoxical Frog already sounds like the beginnings of a clever pun, those are actual animal names, and we’re not here to make fun of them. So instead, check out our list of these peachy animal puns; there are so many, you could use a different one each day for the better part of the year!
Starting with such classics as an alligator in a vest and a definition of Hamsterdam to such wild ones as season’s greetings from a llama, this list covers all of the most popular animal species, celebrations, day-to-day happenings, and many more. Theoretically, you could make a DIY table calendar with a hilarious pun selected for each of the upcoming festivities, for instance, National Badger Day or National Lemon Cream Pie Day. Both are very real, and you can definitely commemorate them with a unique pun or two.
By now, you know what comes next - our directions for you to scroll on down below to reveal the awesome puns that we’ve gathered! After you’ve tamed your giggles, be sure to vote for the most hilarious puns, and don’t be shy to share this article, dedicated to animal puns, with your friends. You might even start your own monthly or weekly celebration - a Share A Pun Day!
#201
The lion woke up with a big smile on his face.
It was his favorite day of the week, Chewsday!
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#202
Pelicans can do anything - it's called pelican, not pelican't.
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#203
Snakes are only measured in inches - they don't have feet.
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#204
Primates can go grab a drink - at the monkey bar!
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#205
People flocked around the cute lion cubs in the enclosure. They were the mane attraction at the zoo.
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#206
Why couldn't the chicken find her eggs?
Because she mislaid them.
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#207
Pig puns are so boaring.
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#208
What do you call an angry monkey?
Furious George.
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#209
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard is the best thing for a hot dog.
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#210
Why won’t a clam share?
I don’t know. I asked them but they just clam up.
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#211
A bear was killing moose for entertainment but in the end he wasn't amoosed.
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#212
What did the elephant say when he stopped in the middle of telling a story?
"Never mind, I realize this is irrelephant."
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#213
I was going to tell you some animal puns about pigs… But they're a little boaring.
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#214
The best way to greet a toad is by addressing it as, "Wart's new?"
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#215
Spiders are very tech-savvy animals.
They communicate with each other using the World Wide Web.
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#216
If there were 20 cats on a bus and suddenly one cat jumps out of the window. Seeing that, every single cat will jump out, and there will be not one cat left on the bus as they are all copycats.
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#217
Why are dogs like phones?
Because they have collar IDs.
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#218
What do you call a horse that lives next door?
A neigh-bor.
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#219
What do you get when you cross a snake with a tasty dessert?
A pie-thon!
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#220
What kind of math do owls like?
Owlgebra.
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