Just when you think that we’ve exhausted all the possible topics for funny jokes, we pull more out of our sleeves. Yup, as we have once promised, we won’t stop delivering cool jokes to you until every possible topic is explored and all the possible laughs have been laughed. So now it is time we present you with our latest and greatest selection of fruit jokes! Yup, those sweet and tart edible things you never thought you’d laugh at.
Yet here we are! And you better believe us when we say that these jokes about fruits are just glorious. Lemons get their share, dragon fruits get their share, and don’t forget about bananas! Oh, and there’s also a sneaky little cameo from tomato since it’s a fruit, after all, and is definitely worthy of being sung about in these funny jokes about fruit. So, basically, you name a fruit, and there’s a hilarious joke about it on our list!
So, ready to check out our selection of fruit puns and jokes? If so, just scroll on down below to where all the goodness lies! Once you are there, be sure to vote for the best jokes on fruits you encounter in this list, and once that’s all well and done - share this article with your friends.
#121 Sour Talk Not Allowed
"I always get my fruits mixed up, but don't point it out to anyone. I don't like being in the lemonlight."
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#122 Citrus Got Schooled
Where do baby citrus fruits go to learn?
A lemon tree school!
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#123 Citrus flex level: Expert
Orange is a great fruit.
It’s citrically acclaimed!
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#124 Dinner’s about to get dramatic

Why did the apple pie cross the road?
It saw a fork up ahead!
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#125 Peachy Science Vibes
What pie did the scientists use for their experiment?
A peach tree dish!
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#126 Micro hatchet, major flex
"I always like bragging about the very small hatchet I own. I’ve done some research on it and as it turns out, it’s from the 1850’s and was used in some rich guy’s home to chop up citrus fruits for desserts and cakes etc. My wife thinks it’s boring, though. She says, “It’s just an antique lime axe.”"
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#127 This Pun Was Almost Ripe
"My door-to-door fruit delivery business failed terribly because of my horrible interpersonal skills. I was driving people bananas."
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#128 Math puns are the best kind of fruit
If Adam and Eve each took two bites out of the apple…
They would have four-bitten fruit.
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#129 Banana Pun Level: Expert

When two bananas meet, what do they do?
A banana shake!
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#130 Corn you believe it?
Can you guess what kind of vegetable is the most likely to like rock and roll?
An ear of corn!
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#131 This joke just rolled in
Do you know what happens if you cross fruit and bowling?
A banana split.
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#132 Smoothie’s worst enemy
When someone steals a fruit drink, what do you call them?
A smoothie criminal.
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#133 Botany Mic Drop
How many cranberries grow on a bush?
All of them.
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#134 This pun actually *sticks* around

What did the grape say to the peanut butter?
"Tis the season to be jelly!"
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#135 Dark Side Snack Goals
What is Darth Vader’s favorite fruit?
Empire apples.
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#136 I’d actually try that poultry fruit
What tree produces fruit that tastes like chicken?
Poul-tree.
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#137 Bananas nailed this one
What is a banana’s favorite gymnastics move?
The splits!
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#138 This joke’s ripe for the picking
Did you hear about the piece of fruit that left its wallet at a George Michael concert in Zurich?
It was a careless Swiss pear.
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#139 Melon Collie Vibes Only

What’s half fruit, half dog and is rather sad?
A melon Collie.
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#140 Botany’s plot twist
Scared of eating genetically modified fruit?
Grow a pear.
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