Just when you think that we’ve exhausted all the possible topics for funny jokes, we pull more out of our sleeves. Yup, as we have once promised, we won’t stop delivering cool jokes to you until every possible topic is explored and all the possible laughs have been laughed. So now it is time we present you with our latest and greatest selection of fruit jokes! Yup, those sweet and tart edible things you never thought you’d laugh at.
Yet here we are! And you better believe us when we say that these jokes about fruits are just glorious. Lemons get their share, dragon fruits get their share, and don’t forget about bananas! Oh, and there’s also a sneaky little cameo from tomato since it’s a fruit, after all, and is definitely worthy of being sung about in these funny jokes about fruit. So, basically, you name a fruit, and there’s a hilarious joke about it on our list!
So, ready to check out our selection of fruit puns and jokes? If so, just scroll on down below to where all the goodness lies! Once you are there, be sure to vote for the best jokes on fruits you encounter in this list, and once that’s all well and done - share this article with your friends.
#141 Pumpkin Spice Gatekeeper
What did the sweet potato tell the pumpkin?
"I yam what I yam."
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#142 Pun intended and perfectly ripe
In the fruit salad world, what is called a messy salad?
A “fig-sty”!
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#143 Who Knew Pineapples Went Boom?
During World War II, which fruit was most commonly used?
The pineapple grenade.
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#144 Plot twist: Fruit gets sugared up before bed

What made the plum put sugar under its pillow?
So it could have sweet dreams.
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#145 Wait, Is That a Lemon?
Green and square, what is it?
A lemon in disguise.
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#146 Berry smooth moves
What did one raspberry say to the other on Valentine's Day?
"I love you berry much."
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#147 Banana squad goals
Why aren't bananas ever lonely?
Because they come in bunches!
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#148 Berry pun intended
What did a mum say when she drank her son's strawberry shake?
"That was berry nice."
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