Just when you think that we’ve exhausted all the possible topics for funny jokes, we pull more out of our sleeves. Yup, as we have once promised, we won’t stop delivering cool jokes to you until every possible topic is explored and all the possible laughs have been laughed. So now it is time we present you with our latest and greatest selection of fruit jokes! Yup, those sweet and tart edible things you never thought you’d laugh at.
Yet here we are! And you better believe us when we say that these jokes about fruits are just glorious. Lemons get their share, dragon fruits get their share, and don’t forget about bananas! Oh, and there’s also a sneaky little cameo from tomato since it’s a fruit, after all, and is definitely worthy of being sung about in these funny jokes about fruit. So, basically, you name a fruit, and there’s a hilarious joke about it on our list!
So, ready to check out our selection of fruit puns and jokes? If so, just scroll on down below to where all the goodness lies! Once you are there, be sure to vote for the best jokes on fruits you encounter in this list, and once that’s all well and done - share this article with your friends.
#101 Talk about a fruity mood boost
Did you hear about the fruit that gave people a warm fuzzy feeling?
It was a real peach!
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#102 Peachy Battles Only
What did the pitted fruit say when he got in a fight?
You want a peach of me?!
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#103 Well, That’s One Way To Ketchup

How do you fix a broken tomato?
Use tomato paste!
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#104 When fruit midlife crises hit hard
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the swimming pool?
It wanted to be a watermelon!
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#105 Classic dad joke energy
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Orange."
"Orange who?"
"Orange you going to let me in?"
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#106 This Pun’s Definitely Sweet
Why was the baby strawberry sad?
Because its parents were in a jam.
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#107 Fruit you never saw coming
What is Romeo and Juliet’s least favorite fruit?
Can’t-elope.
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#108 Grammar just took a vacation

Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
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#109 Classic dad joke energy
What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit?
A ba-na-na-naaaa.
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#110 Math jokes that actually make sense
"My favorite fruit is the pear. Because if you have two and you eat one, you still have a pear left."
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#111 Guess love really does start rotten
Why was everyone shocked when the fruit fly’s girlfriend agreed to marry him?
Because the pair had only ever been on rotten dates.
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#112 Mood swings in fruit form
When does an apple become grumpy?
When it’s a crab apple!
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#113 Beach bum vibes, but make it tropical

Brown, hairy, and with sunglasses, what are you?
A coconut on vacation.
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#114 Simple steps, zero effort
How do you make a lemon drop?
Just let it fall.
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#115 Vitamin-see? More like vitamin-LOL
Why did the orange go blind?
He didn’t have enough vitamin-see!
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#116 Sole Mates, Obviously
What do you call two banana peels?
A pair of slippers.
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#117 This joke’s totally un-peel-ievable
Did you hear about the two fruits who weren't allowed to get married?
Turns out they cantaloupe.
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#118 When Life Gives You Jam

"Help! I've been canned with preserved fruits! I guess you could say I'm in a jam."
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#119 Plot twist: not a banana
What's the similarity between an apple and an orange beside that both are fruits?
Both are not a banana.
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#120 Plot twist: Fruit school is real
Where do baby citrus fruits go to learn?
A lemon tree school.
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