Just when you think that we’ve exhausted all the possible topics for funny jokes, we pull more out of our sleeves. Yup, as we have once promised, we won’t stop delivering cool jokes to you until every possible topic is explored and all the possible laughs have been laughed. So now it is time we present you with our latest and greatest selection of fruit jokes! Yup, those sweet and tart edible things you never thought you’d laugh at.
Yet here we are! And you better believe us when we say that these jokes about fruits are just glorious. Lemons get their share, dragon fruits get their share, and don’t forget about bananas! Oh, and there’s also a sneaky little cameo from tomato since it’s a fruit, after all, and is definitely worthy of being sung about in these funny jokes about fruit. So, basically, you name a fruit, and there’s a hilarious joke about it on our list!
So, ready to check out our selection of fruit puns and jokes? If so, just scroll on down below to where all the goodness lies! Once you are there, be sure to vote for the best jokes on fruits you encounter in this list, and once that’s all well and done - share this article with your friends.
#81 Melon’s secret sunscreen
Why didn’t the fruit salad get sunburned?
It had plenty of melon in it.
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#82 Plot twist snack
If an acrobat and a fruit crossed, what would you get?
An apple turnover!
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#83 Color-coded snacking, nailed it
When do you go at red and stop at green?
When you're eating a watermelon.
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#84 This joke’s too juicy to ignore

Why do watermelons get upset so easily?
They’re melondramatic!
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#85 When life gives you ride ideas
What car do fruits use to get around in?
A lemon.
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#86 Peach, don’t do this again
"Two bullies at school keep putting fruits inside my son's bag. I wish they'd leave him melon."
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#87 Berry pun? Nailed it.
How do you fix a broken berry?
With a strawberry patch!
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#88 Berry bad traffic day
A lorry full of berries crashed on the motorway.
It’s created a huge jam!
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#89 Corny but delicious

What’s a scarecrow’s favourite fruit?
Straw-berries!
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#90 When Life Gives You Lemons, Meet Sourpuss
What do you call a cat who eats lemons?
A sourpuss!
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#91 Fruit salad drama, avoided
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad!
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#92 When Citrus Shade Gets Real
Lemons and limes fight all the time.
They are bitter rivals!
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#93 When Life Gives You No Lemons
"I went to the shop today to get lemons and limes but they didn’t have any. It was a fruitless trip!"
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#94 Zesty Joke, I Dig It

Why did the lemon cross the road?
It wanted to play squash!
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#95 When life gives you lemons… go to the doc
Why did the lemon go to the doctor?
It was feeling sour!
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#96 Wait, my ear’s a fruit now?
"I went to the doctor because I had a strawberry growing out of my ear. He gave me some cream for it!"
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#97 Pun intended, and I’m here for it
How did the fruit basket get across the lake?
They took the straw-ferry!
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#98 Vitamin Sea’s got nothing on this peel

Why do oranges wear sun cream?
Because their skin peels!
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#99 When you say mango but mean \"stop\"
"A guy kept trying to sell me tropical fruit. I told him "mango!""
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#100 Rolling into dessert like a pro
How do you make an apple turnover?
You push it down the hill!
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