Just when you think that we’ve exhausted all the possible topics for funny jokes, we pull more out of our sleeves. Yup, as we have once promised, we won’t stop delivering cool jokes to you until every possible topic is explored and all the possible laughs have been laughed. So now it is time we present you with our latest and greatest selection of fruit jokes! Yup, those sweet and tart edible things you never thought you’d laugh at.
Yet here we are! And you better believe us when we say that these jokes about fruits are just glorious. Lemons get their share, dragon fruits get their share, and don’t forget about bananas! Oh, and there’s also a sneaky little cameo from tomato since it’s a fruit, after all, and is definitely worthy of being sung about in these funny jokes about fruit. So, basically, you name a fruit, and there’s a hilarious joke about it on our list!
So, ready to check out our selection of fruit puns and jokes? If so, just scroll on down below to where all the goodness lies! Once you are there, be sure to vote for the best jokes on fruits you encounter in this list, and once that’s all well and done - share this article with your friends.
#61 Peeling Back My Genius Plan
"I’ve got a great idea for an orange peeling machine, I hope it bears fruit!"
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#62 Grape Expectations: Zero Complaints
Why are grapes always so unhappy?
They’ve got nothing to wine about!
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#63 Pun Guaranteed to Make You Smile
What is a ghost’s favorite fruit?
Boo-berries.
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#64 Plot twist: Half the horror
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm!
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#65 Sweet job, bitter truth

Why is it so difficult to work at an apple pie factory?
They have such a high turnover rate!
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#66 When Your Snack Has Crowded Seating
Why did the worm leave the apple?
Because Noah said to travel in pairs!
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#67 Didn\'t see that one coming
What do you get when you put an iPhone in a blender?
Apple juice!
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#68 Peeling Out of Concentration
Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?
He just couldn't concentrate!
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#69 Peach, You Didn’t!
What did the fruit say when he was surprised for his birthday?
"Wow... I'm s-peach-less!"
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#70 Nap so sweet, it’s un-peel-ievable

Where do baby apes go to sleep?
In an apricot!
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#71 Well, that escalated quickly
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Olive."
"Olive who?"
"Olive you. Do you love me too?"
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#72 Classic dad joke energy
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bean."
"Bean who?"
"Bean a while since I've seen you!"
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#73 Love’s leftovers, but still sweet
Two fruit flies are out on a date.
One says to the other: “This date is amazing.”
The other replies: “Yeah, but it’s already half-eaten.”
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#74 Peeling Out of Bad Texts

Ladies, if he can’t appreciate your fruit jokes…
You need to let that mango.
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#75 Peeling back the appeal
Why are bananas such popular fruits?
Because they have a peel.
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#76 Best Pun I Didn’t See Coming
"I like to advertise my homemade fruit preserves at clubs. Whenever a song comes on, I’ll hold up a jar and yell, “This is my jam!”"
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#77 Smoothest fruit exit ever
What kind of fruit do you give a guy when you want him to leave your home?
Mango.
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#78 Plot twist: History’s actually fruitful
Which school subject yields the most fruit?
History — because it is full of dates.
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#79 Instant vineyard vibes

What happens if you sit on a grape?
It gives a little wine!
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#80 That joke? Corny but true
What made the corn stalk mad at the farmer?
He kept pulling its ears!
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