Just when you think that we’ve exhausted all the possible topics for funny jokes, we pull more out of our sleeves. Yup, as we have once promised, we won’t stop delivering cool jokes to you until every possible topic is explored and all the possible laughs have been laughed. So now it is time we present you with our latest and greatest selection of fruit jokes! Yup, those sweet and tart edible things you never thought you’d laugh at.
Yet here we are! And you better believe us when we say that these jokes about fruits are just glorious. Lemons get their share, dragon fruits get their share, and don’t forget about bananas! Oh, and there’s also a sneaky little cameo from tomato since it’s a fruit, after all, and is definitely worthy of being sung about in these funny jokes about fruit. So, basically, you name a fruit, and there’s a hilarious joke about it on our list!
So, ready to check out our selection of fruit puns and jokes? If so, just scroll on down below to where all the goodness lies! Once you are there, be sure to vote for the best jokes on fruits you encounter in this list, and once that’s all well and done - share this article with your friends.
#41 Fruit humor that’s honestly too ripe
Why was the peach late to work?
He had to make a pit stop on the way!
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#42 Classic Dad Move
What did the daddy tomato say when his child was falling behind on their walk?
"Ketchup!"
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#43 I’m here for the fruit puns
What do you call a snake made out of pineapple?
Ananas-conda!
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#44 Classic dad joke energy
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Figs."
"Figs who?"
"Figs the doorbell, it's broken!"
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#45 Wait, fruit can do that?
Some fruits turn into other fruits.
For example, wait long enough and blueberries will turn into elder berries.
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#46 Plot twist: fruit drama alert
Why did the apples get a divorce?
They weren’t a very good pear.
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#47 Smooth and juicy, alright!
What does Matthew McConaughey say when he’s picking fruit?
"All ripe, all ripe, all ripe."
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#48 Fruit jokes never get old
What’s a gorilla’s favorite fruit?
Ape-ricots.
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#49 Fruit jokes that actually land
What does a pear tree do before growing its fruit?
It pre-pears.
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#50 When magic meets savage fruit shade
The magician says, “And now for my final trick! I will disappear!”
Then he grabs a pear from under the table and says, “You’re the worst fruit ever!”
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#51 This Pun Cracked Me Up
"My friend told me, “Did you know trees drop edible stuff that’s not fruit?” I said, “That’s nuts!”"
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#52 I see what you did there
What kind of fruit will fix your sink?
A plum-ber.
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#53 Ouch, That’s a Squeeze
What happens when you step on an orange?
You hurt its peelings.
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#54 Fangs for the Vitamin C
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
Blood orange!
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#55 I’m here for the dad jokes
What are twins favorite fruits?
Pears.
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#56 I see what you did there
What do you call bad fruits and vegetables?
Gross-eries.
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#57 Storytime: When ambition meets botany
"Driving past a corn field I planted and told my wife how great it feels to see the fruits of my labor. She paused for a few seconds before replying, "Those are vegetables, dummy."
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#58 Fruit certainly did not have a-peel
"I went on a couple of dates last week at the local supermarket. The grocer was outraged, and said I destroyed his fruits."
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#59 Okay, this one actually *popped*
"Last night I dreamt I was swimming in an ocean of orange lemonade, it was a Fanta-sea!"
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#60 Speedy and always pumped
Why are oranges the fastest fruit?
They never run out of juice!
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