Just when you think that we’ve exhausted all the possible topics for funny jokes, we pull more out of our sleeves. Yup, as we have once promised, we won’t stop delivering cool jokes to you until every possible topic is explored and all the possible laughs have been laughed. So now it is time we present you with our latest and greatest selection of fruit jokes! Yup, those sweet and tart edible things you never thought you’d laugh at.
Yet here we are! And you better believe us when we say that these jokes about fruits are just glorious. Lemons get their share, dragon fruits get their share, and don’t forget about bananas! Oh, and there’s also a sneaky little cameo from tomato since it’s a fruit, after all, and is definitely worthy of being sung about in these funny jokes about fruit. So, basically, you name a fruit, and there’s a hilarious joke about it on our list!
So, ready to check out our selection of fruit puns and jokes? If so, just scroll on down below to where all the goodness lies! Once you are there, be sure to vote for the best jokes on fruits you encounter in this list, and once that’s all well and done - share this article with your friends.
#21 Peachy jokes always hit different
Why were the chefs shaving peaches?
Because they needed nectarines for the recipe!
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#22 Peak pun energy
What do you call a piece of art made by a fruit?
A masterpeach!
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#23 Plot twist: Fruit has jokes too
What did the fruit say to his valentine?
"I love you from my head tomato!"
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#24 This joke just snuck past my guard

Why did the tomato go to the ball with a prune?
Because he couldn't find a date!
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#25 Banana fact: mind officially blown
Husband asked his wife, “Did you know there’s a fruit you can eat that provides your daily requirement of potassium?”
Wife: “That’s bananas.”
Husband: “I know. I couldn’t believe it either.”
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#26 I’m not even mad, just confused
"My wife is on a tropical fruit diet and our fridge is full of strange stuff. It’s enough to make a mango crazy."
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#27 That mango’s got legs, honestly
Usain bolt must be a fruit.
Have you seen that mango?
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#28 Love hurts, but fruit heals
I heard a cactus fell in love with a fruit tree.
They make a prickly pear.
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#29 Plot twist: lime gets its own gallery

"I’m obsessed with sketching pictures of fruit, and I really think I should stop. I have to draw the lime somewhere."
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#30 Fruit squad goals
What do you call it when your friends encourage you to eat more fruit?
Pear pressure.
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#31 Pun intended, and I’m here for it
What fruit likes to go down slides?
Ki-wheeee!
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#32 Plot twist: fruit with a schedule
What’s a calendars favorite fruit?
Dates.
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#33 Dad Joke Level: Expert
What did the little cob of corn call his father?
Pop Corn!
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#34 Plot Twist: Grocers Are Just Butchers in Disguise

Vegans think butchers are gross.
But people who sell vegetables and fruits are grocer.
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#35 That’s one royal chill-out snack
What was Prince’s favourite dessert?
Raspberry sorbet!
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#36 Citrus Request Level: Expert
What does a lemon say when it wants a hug?
"Give us a squeeze!"
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#37 Plot twist: They’re picky eaters
What kind of monkey doesn’t eat bananas?
An orangutan!
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#38 Vitamin C for the win
Why do oranges do so well in school?
They concentrate!
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#39 Pun game: perfectly baked

Why did the apple pie go to the dentist!
Because it needed a filling!
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#40 Peeling off the SPF logic
Why do oranges wear sun cream?
Because their skin peels!
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