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144 Of The Best Jokes From The Friends Series

144 Of The Best Jokes From The Friends Series

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Ahhhh, Friends, a series so iconic, we can’t let go of it even after almost twenty years of its cessation. The characters, the setting, and the topics they go through in each episode seem to be ringing truer and truer with each passing year, and the humor embellishing it all is just legendary. So, if you’re like us and love spending your pastime watching, re-watching, and re-rewatching Friends, then you’re in for a treat. We are proudly presenting to you our selection of the best Friends jokes we’ve handpicked from each episode and carefully put in one place. 
Of course, it is highly likely that these jokes from Friends won’t be news to you; chances are that you know most of them by heart! However, that doesn’t mean you won’t find these hilarious jokes unfunny anymore because we all know how much you like them. We do, too, so you’re definitely not alone here! In fact, one might say that if your and our love for the Friends series could be combined, we’d make one Mega Fan. Now that’s a fun idea, isn’t it? Anyhoo, let’s go back to the Friends series jokes here, for they are the main focus of this article after all. 
So, ready to revisit the most hilarious instances the Friends characters have ever given to us? We sure are, and we hope you are, too! Now, scroll on down below, give the best jokes your vote and share this article with your friends who are still flaunting The Rachel as their favorite haircut. 

#101

Joey: Could you close that window? My nipples could cut glass over here.
Phoebe: Really? Mine get me out of tickets.
"The One Without The Ski Trip" (Season 3, Episode 17)
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#102

Phoebe: What's a movement class?
Monica: It's Chandler's way of pretending he didn't take mime.
"The One Where Ross Dates a Student" (Season 6, Episode 18)
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#103

Chandler: You okay?
Joey: Yeah. Yeah, I'll be all right.
Ross: You know what would cheer you up?
Joey: What?
Ross: I'm giving this lecture on erosion theories tomorrow night. I think you should come.
Joey (laughing): You're right! That did cheer me up!
"The One With The Apothecary Table" (Season 6, Episode 11)
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#104

Chandler: Where's Joey? His mom's on the phone.
Monica: He's in the bathroom... I don't think you wanna go in there!
Chandler: Common, we're roommates... Aaaaaaaagh! My eyes! My eyes!
"The One With The Butt" (Season 1, Episode 6)
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#105

Chandler: Hey, would you sleep with somebody to get a great job?
Rachel: I don't know. Who would I have to sleep with?
Chandler: Me.
Rachel: Why would I have to sleep with you?
Chandler: It's my game. You want the job or not?
"The One With Russ" (Season 2, Episode 10)
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#106

Joey: Come on, Ross! Look, I don't have any brothers; I'm never gonna get to be a best man!
Chandler: You can be the best man when I get married.
Joey: I'm never gonna get to be a best man!
"The One With The Worst Best Man Ever" (Season 4, Episode 22)
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#107

"I still cannot believe you're engaged! Just 'cause it's happening so fast, not 'cause you're such a loser." — Phoebe
"The One With All The Wedding Dresses" (Season 4, Episode 20)
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#108

Chandler: Okay, what is in here? Rocks?
Ross: No, no. This is my collection of fossil samples.
Chandler: So... rocks.
"The One With The Yeti" (Season 5, Episode 6)
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#109

Phoebe: Oh yeah, no-no-no. I'm fine. I'm okay, but umm, my Grandma sorta died.
Joey: Pheebs! Sorry!
Phoebe: It's okay, I mean she had a really incredible life. And it's not like I'm never gonna see her again, you know she's gonna visit.
Rachel: Well maybe, maybe she's with us right now?
Phoebe: Yeah, her first day on a new spiritual plane and she's gonna come to the coffeehouse!
"The One With Joey's Bag" (Season 5, Episode 13)
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#110

Phoebe: Chandler, I will handle this! (To the jeweler) How much is it?
Jeweler: 8,600.
Phoebe: We will give you ten dollars.
Jeweler: Are you interested in this ring?
Chandler: Yes! Yes, but I can only pay $8,000.
Jeweler: Okay, I can let it go at eight.
Phoebe: We stand firm at ten dollars.
"The One With The Ring" (Season 6, Episode 23)
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#111

Chandler: We were playing Gin... Y'know if we were a couple, we could play this game naked.
Monica: Will you stop!
Chandler: Okay, all right.
Monica: Okay, all right. I think you're great, I think you're sweet, and you're smart... and I love you. But you will always be the guy who peed on me.
"The One With The Jellyfish" (Season 4, Episode )
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#112

Phoebe: Aw, Phebes...
Rachel: Honey, that's your name.
Phoebe: That's short for Phoebe? I thought that's just what we called each other.
"The One With Joey's Dirty Day" (Season 4, Episode 14)
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#113

Ross: I love marriage.
Phoebe: Seriously? You? Divorce-o?
Ross: If you have to call me a name, I prefer, "Ross, The Divorcer." It's just cooler.
"The One With The Boob Job" (Season 9, Episode 16)
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#114

"My sister's gonna have my baby!" — Frank Jr
"The One With The Embryos" (Season 4, Episode 12)
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#115

Ross: Okay, honestly, no. I... I don't see a big future with her.
Monica: Okay, well, I think that's your answer.
Ross: I gotta talk to her. Ugh, I hate this part.
Chandler: Hey, you have to forget about Elizabeth. I mean, if you're not careful, you may not get married at all this year!
"The One With The Proposal" (Season 6, Episode 24)
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#116

Joey: Dude, what were you massaging an old man for?
Ross: His daughter was hot.
Joey: Gotcha.
"The One With Rachel's Book" (Season 7, Episode 2)
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#117

Joey: Well how about this one? Testing the effects of Joey Tribbiani on attractive nurse receptionists.
Receptionist: We already got the results back on that one, and they’re not good.
"The One With Unagi" (Season 6, Episode 17)
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#118

Rachel: God. (Sits down.) I have never been so uncomfortable in my entire life!
Phoebe: Oh I know, I’ve been there. I remember toward the end…
Rachel: (Interrupting her) Oh Phoebe, that’s a great story. Can you tell it to me when you’re getting me some iced tea?
"The One Where Rachel is Late" (Season 8, Episode 22)
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#119

Monica: Remember that guy Will Colbert from high school?
Rachel: No.
Monica: He was in Ross's class. Marching band. He was kind of overweight. Well, really overweight. I mean, I was his thin friend.
Rachel: Wow, I don't remember him. Honey, are you sure you're not talking about your imaginary boyfriend?
Monica: No, that was Jarod. Wow. Haven't thought about him for a long time.
"The One With The Rumor" (Season 8, Episode 9)
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#120

Phoebe: I brought you my old maternity clothes!
Rachel: Oh Pheebs that’s so sweet. Ooh, those are so cute!
Phoebe: Yeah! And look, see how they expand as the baby grows. And then after the baby’s born, they’re great for shoplifting melons.
"The One With The Rumor" (Season 8, Episode 9)
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