Ahhhh, Friends, a series so iconic, we can’t let go of it even after almost twenty years of its cessation. The characters, the setting, and the topics they go through in each episode seem to be ringing truer and truer with each passing year, and the humor embellishing it all is just legendary. So, if you’re like us and love spending your pastime watching, re-watching, and re-rewatching Friends, then you’re in for a treat. We are proudly presenting to you our selection of the best Friends jokes we’ve handpicked from each episode and carefully put in one place.
Of course, it is highly likely that these jokes from Friends won’t be news to you; chances are that you know most of them by heart! However, that doesn’t mean you won’t find these hilarious jokes unfunny anymore because we all know how much you like them. We do, too, so you’re definitely not alone here! In fact, one might say that if your and our love for the Friends series could be combined, we’d make one Mega Fan. Now that’s a fun idea, isn’t it? Anyhoo, let’s go back to the Friends series jokes here, for they are the main focus of this article after all.
So, ready to revisit the most hilarious instances the Friends characters have ever given to us? We sure are, and we hope you are, too! Now, scroll on down below, give the best jokes your vote and share this article with your friends who are still flaunting The Rachel as their favorite haircut.
#121
Monica: There's nothing to tell. He's just some guy I work with.
Joey: C'mon, you're going out with the guy. There's gotta be something wrong with him.
Chandler: So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?
Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk? It's just that I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl.
Joey: C'mon, you're going out with the guy. There's gotta be something wrong with him.
Chandler: So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?
Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk? It's just that I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl.
"The One Where Monica Gets A New Roommate" (Season 1, Episode 1)
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#122
Monica: Chandler, I'm unemployed and in dire need of a project. You wanna work out? I can remake you.
Chandler: Oh, you know, I would, but that might get in the way of my lying-around time.
Chandler: Oh, you know, I would, but that might get in the way of my lying-around time.
"The One Where Ross Finds Out" ( Season 2, Episode 7)
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#123
Joey: It's never taken me a week to get over a relationship.
Monica: It's never taken you more than a shower to get over a relationship.
Monica: It's never taken you more than a shower to get over a relationship.
"The One Without the Ski Trip" (Season 3, Episode 17)
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#124
Joey: You're smoking again?
Chandler: Well, actually, yesterday I was smoking again. Today, I'm smoking still.
Chandler: Well, actually, yesterday I was smoking again. Today, I'm smoking still.
"The One Without the Ski Trip" (Season 3, Episode 17)
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#125
Rachel: Hey, you guys wanna go see a movie?
Ross: Yeah, sure.
Rachel: How about you, Phoebe?
Phoebe: No, thanks, I've already seen one.
Ross: Yeah, sure.
Rachel: How about you, Phoebe?
Phoebe: No, thanks, I've already seen one.
"The One After Vegas" (Season 6, Episode 1)
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#126
"Hey, what do you think is a better excuse for why I'm not drinking on this date tonight: I'm a recovering alcoholic, I'm a Mormon, or I got so hammered last night I'm still a little drunk?" — Rachel
"The One with Rachel's Date" (Season 8, Episode 5)
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#127
Phoebe: They're coming this way. Run!
Joey: Where?
Phoebe: Mexico!
Joey: Where?
Phoebe: Mexico!
"The One with the Blind Dates" (Season 9, Episode 14)
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#128
Chandler: Wow, so tonight might be the night. You nervous?
Joey: Nah. This is the part I'm actually good at.
Chandler: What must it be like not to be crippled by fear and self-loathing?
Joey: It's okay!
Joey: Nah. This is the part I'm actually good at.
Chandler: What must it be like not to be crippled by fear and self-loathing?
Joey: It's okay!
"The One with Ross' Tan" (Season 10, Episode 3)
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#129
Dana: You'd really feel better about me rejecting you if your actor friend can audition for my movie?
Chandler: Well, the heart wants what it wants. See ya later.
Chandler: Well, the heart wants what it wants. See ya later.
The One Where Ross Dates a Student" (Season 6, Episode 18)
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#130
Monica: Uh, No. Loosely translated, "we should do this again," means "you will NEVER see me naked."
Phoebe: Or, or, you know, "I think we should see other people," means, "Ha ha, I already am."
Phoebe: Or, or, you know, "I think we should see other people," means, "Ha ha, I already am."
"The One With The Thumb" (Season 1, Episode 3)
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#131
Phoebe: This is nice. We never do anything just the two of us.
Chandler: Yeah, it's great. Maybe tomorrow we can rent a car and run over some puppies.
Phoebe: Ew, I don't wanna do that.
Chandler: Yeah, it's great. Maybe tomorrow we can rent a car and run over some puppies.
Phoebe: Ew, I don't wanna do that.
"The One With The East German Laundry Detergent" (Season 1, Episode 5)
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#132
"Pants and a sweater... why, mom? Who am I gonna meet in a blackout? Power company guys? Eligible looters? Could we talk about this later? Okay." — Monica
"The One With The Blackout" (Season 1, Episode 7)
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#133
Ross: Wait, wait... So you get to be my best man twice and I never get to be yours at all?
Chandler: Oh, no... you... yeah, of course, you get to be my best man.
Joey: What about me? You just said I could!
Chandler: I'm not even getting married, okay? This is a question for science-fiction writers!
Chandler: Oh, no... you... yeah, of course, you get to be my best man.
Joey: What about me? You just said I could!
Chandler: I'm not even getting married, okay? This is a question for science-fiction writers!
"The One With The Worst Best Man Ever" (Season 4, Episode 22)
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#134
Andrea Waltham: Well, if you're one of Ross's best friends, why aren't you here?
Phoebe: Yeah, because,um, I can't fly. I'm having my brother's babies.
Andrea Waltham: Oh? Am I on the radio?
Phoebe: Yeah, because,um, I can't fly. I'm having my brother's babies.
Andrea Waltham: Oh? Am I on the radio?
"The One With Ross's Wedding" (Season 4, Episode 24)
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#135
Monica: It's beautiful! It's like the first bathroom floor there ever was. Whoa! What are you going in there for?
Chandler: What, like a number?
Chandler: What, like a number?
"The One With Frank Jr." (Season 3, Episode 5)
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#136
Joey: So the Porsche guy took his car back.
Chandler: But you found the keys to his clothes?
Joey: No. No, I just, uh... I just love the way it feels when everybody thinks I own a Porsche.
Monica: And people will think you own a Porsche because you're wearing the clothes?
Joey: Of course! Only an idiot would wear this stuff if you didn't have the car! Right?
Chandler: That is true.
Phoebe: Yeah, but only a genius would swallow a sonic blaster gun.
Joey: Oh, I've been there. Yeah, I am gonna go drive my Porsche.
Monica: Joey, you know, you don't actually have one.
Joey: Come on! What are you doing? I'm in character! Would you talk to her!
Chandler: But you found the keys to his clothes?
Joey: No. No, I just, uh... I just love the way it feels when everybody thinks I own a Porsche.
Monica: And people will think you own a Porsche because you're wearing the clothes?
Joey: Of course! Only an idiot would wear this stuff if you didn't have the car! Right?
Chandler: That is true.
Phoebe: Yeah, but only a genius would swallow a sonic blaster gun.
Joey: Oh, I've been there. Yeah, I am gonna go drive my Porsche.
Monica: Joey, you know, you don't actually have one.
Joey: Come on! What are you doing? I'm in character! Would you talk to her!
"The One With Joey's Porsche" (Season 6, Episode 5)
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#137
Ross: It's breast milk.
Phoebe: So?
Rachel: Phoebe, that is juice squeezed from a person!
Phoebe: So?
Rachel: Phoebe, that is juice squeezed from a person!
"The One With The Breast Milk" (Season 2, Episode 2)
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#138
Ross: No, no, Carol. There's nothing wrong with it. I just... I just don't think breast milk is for adults.
Chandler: Of course the packaging does appeal to grown-ups and kids alike.
Chandler: Of course the packaging does appeal to grown-ups and kids alike.
"The One With The Breast Milk" (Season 2, Episode 2)
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#139
Chandler: All right, I'll tell you what. When we're 40, if neither one of us are married, what do you say you and I get together and have one?
Monica: Why won't I be married when I'm 40?
Chandler: Oh, no, no, no. I just meant hypothetically.
Monica: Okay. Hypothetically, why won't I be married when I'm 40?
Chandler: No, no, no.
Monica: No, no, seriously, what is it? Is there something fundamentally unmarriable about me?
Chandler: Uh... uh...
Monica: Well?
Chandler: Dear God! This parachute is a knapsack!
Monica: Why won't I be married when I'm 40?
Chandler: Oh, no, no, no. I just meant hypothetically.
Monica: Okay. Hypothetically, why won't I be married when I'm 40?
Chandler: No, no, no.
Monica: No, no, seriously, what is it? Is there something fundamentally unmarriable about me?
Chandler: Uh... uh...
Monica: Well?
Chandler: Dear God! This parachute is a knapsack!
"The One With The Birth" (Season 1, Episode 23)
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#140
Ross: Carol, honey? Shh, everything's gonna be all right.
Carol: What do you know? No one's going up to you and saying, "Hi. Is that your nostril? Mind if we push this pot roast through it?"
Carol: What do you know? No one's going up to you and saying, "Hi. Is that your nostril? Mind if we push this pot roast through it?"
"The One With Two Parts, part 1" (Season 1, Episode 16)
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